662RE: [illpoets] Where's My Money?
- Jan 1, 2006The most underpaid profession in history. This woman's work, respect sista.
>Subject: [illpoets] Where's My Money?
>Date: Sun, 1 Jan 2006 15:03:40 EST
>���Where���s My Money?���
>After awaking, I immediately report to work.
>My first job carries the title of Chef
>Eggs and bacon cooking on the stove
>Or cereal pouring into bowls
>I change my title quicker than you can blow your nose.
>The chauffeur is now what I���ve become
>Driving little people to and from
>Unfortunately I'm the only one
>But even still,
>Where���s my money?
>Naw, I'm not being funny
>Morphing interchangeably between the Tooth Fairy,
>Birthday Party Planner
>And the Easter Bunny
>From the Day Care provider changing diapers
>To the Dentist pulling teeth
>To the Doctor prescribing medicine for noses sore and runny
>I ask again,
>Where���s my money?
>I���ve become a Fashion Designer
>And an Interior Decorator
>Not to mention a fabulous Caterer
>Oh, don't forget the maid
>Often treated like the hired help
>Or a glorified slave.
>I���ve earned multiple degrees
>My fields of mastery are:
>General elementary studies,
>General junior high studies,
>General high school studies.
>Anatomy and Physiology,
>Reality and Philosophy,
>Raising and Teaching,
>Banking and Accounting.
>So you would think that with my credentials,
>They'd pay me my money.
>So after all that,
>You mean to tell me,
>That I don't get paid for this?
>Okay that was a memo I obviously missed!
>I���ve had it up to here,
>You've owed me for years,
>Parenting is an ever changing career.
>Since this job obviously doesn't pay,
>I'll let you know now that upon your 18nth birthday,
>My resignation will be handed in.
>I'm done with it,
>Because I never actually got paid,
>I'M REALLY GONNA QUIT!!!!!!
>So if you want me to stay
>Then I suggest that you make arrangements to pay
>Cause the description seems to change by the day
>But that���s ok
>It���s alright with me
>As long as you stop playing
>And pay me my money!!!
>DEC. 30, 2 K 5
>"Dreams are the subconscious blueprints of your conscious reality so I
>encourage you to keep building." --Trinity, 2 K 6
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