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just for fun....... no offense buat para lawyer muda...

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  • yudha ramon
    dear all ini cuma jokes dari millis sebelah... jangan tersinggung ya ... namanya juga sistem anglo saxon......... (^o^) yudha ramon These are from a book
    Message 1 of 1 , Mar 22, 2007
      dear all
      ini cuma jokes dari millis sebelah... jangan tersinggung ya ... namanya juga sistem anglo saxon.........
       (^o^) yudha ramon

      These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America , and are
      things attorneys actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
      now published by court reporters, who had to suffer from the torment of
      staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

      ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
      sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
      WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

      ____________ _________ _________ __________

      ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
      WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

      ____________ _________ _________ ________

      ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
      WITNESS: Yes.
      ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
      WITNESS: None.
      ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

      ____________ _________ _________ ________

      ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
      WITNESS: By death.
      ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

      ____________ _________ _________ ________

      ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
      WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
      ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

      ____________ _________ _________ ________

      ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
      WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
      ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
      WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
      autopsy on him.

      ____________ _________ ________ _________

      ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
      pulse?
      WITNESS: No.
      ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
      WITNESS: No.
      ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
      WITNESS: No.
      ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
      WITNESS: No.
      ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
      WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
      ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
      WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law!


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