Loading ...
Sorry, an error occurred while loading the content.

MUST READ: NEW YEAR RESOLUTION IN PUBLIC INTEREST

Expand Messages
  • Sanjaykumar Kakkad
    Bring your gang together - do your thing. Go to http://in.promos.yahoo.com/groups School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 6, 2008
    • 0 Attachment


       

      School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
      Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
      Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
      Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
      Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
      Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
      Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
      Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
      Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
      Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
      Father : A banker provided by nature.
      Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
      Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
      Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
      Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
      Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
      Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life..
      Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
      Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
      Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
      Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
      Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

    Your message has been successfully submitted and would be delivered to recipients shortly.