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      ... You Just Can t Make This Stuff Up Dept. ARKANSAS WOMAN KILLED IN MISTAKEN RAPTURE CAN ANY NEWS STORY EVER TOP THIS ONE? By Elroy Willis ARKANSAS CITY
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 12, 2011
       




      You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up Dept.
       
       
      ARKANSAS WOMAN KILLED IN MISTAKEN RAPTURE

      CAN ANY NEWS STORY EVER TOP THIS ONE?

      By Elroy Willis

      ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
       leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident bestdescribed as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

      "She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through
       the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams,husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped,"Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

      "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
       said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of
      his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the
       air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' carpassed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people
      up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more
       than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing.

      When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied,
       "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
                                                      
       
       
       


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