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1256Two Cows - (good one)

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  • Matloob ul Hasan
    Mar 1, 2009
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       The Concept - Two Cows
       

      SOCIALISM:
      You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

      COMMUNISM
      You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

      NAZISM:
      You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

      AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
      You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

      FRENCH CORPORATION:
      You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

      A BRITISH CORPORATION:
      You have two cows. Both are mad.

      LEBANON SYSTEM:
      You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government.

      EGYPT SYSTEM:
      You have two c o ws. Both vote for Mubarak.

      DUBAI SYSTEM:
      You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or 'Milk Village ' for them.
      You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.

      SHARJAH SYSTEM:
      You have two cows. You se l l them to an investor in Dubai. The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.

      ABU DHABI SYSTEM:
      You have two cows. So what? We have Oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
       

       

       



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