1256Two Cows - (good one)
- Mar 1, 2009The Concept - Two Cows
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government.
You have two c o ws. Both vote for Mubarak.
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or 'Milk Village ' for them.
You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.
You have two cows. You se l l them to an investor in Dubai. The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.
ABU DHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See all the ways you can stay connected to friends and family
check out the rest of the Windows Live™. More than mail–Windows Live™ goes way beyond your inbox. More than messages