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  • David Clark
    I can juggle FOUR bottles, a spoon and a cat all at once. And I can blow a bubble out of both ends at the same time without removing my shorts. Now THAT S
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      I can juggle FOUR bottles, a spoon and a cat all at once. And I can blow a bubble out of both ends at the same time without removing my shorts. Now THAT'S pacing, my friends.



      David Clark
      VP of Sales- America's Mattress
      Run Lead- Lifetime Fitness

      Speaker, Coach and Business Consultant.

      www.drivehumanperformance.com

      -Sent from my iPhone

      On Feb 16, 2011, at 7:08 AM, lalaith <lalaith_2000@...> wrote:

      > Deb I want in on the running for your pacer..
      > I think the other guy has me beat in the joke department but can he:
      > 1. Juggle 3 EFS flasks while running albeit slowly?
      > 2. When chewing gum can he blow a bubble inside a bubble inside a bubble???
      >
      > : )
      > Michelle
      > Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail
      >
      >
      >
      > --- On Tue, 2/15/11, Deb P <mtnrunner02@...> wrote:
      >
      > From: Deb P <mtnrunner02@...>
      > Subject: Re: [hr100] Pacer
      > To: hr100@yahoogroups.com
      > Date: Tuesday, February 15, 2011, 5:02 PM
      >
      > ha! okay, dave, I can't hire you because I'm just a lowly waitlister, but
      > now that you have
      > auditioned here. I bet you might get some takers!!!
      >
      > On Tue, Feb 15, 2011 at 4:05 PM, David Clark <irishsailsman@...>wrote:
      >
      > >
      > >
      > > Two cannibals eating a clown; one looks to the other and says "does this
      > > taste funny to you?"
      > >
      > > I am better at improv ;-)
      > >
      > >
      > > David Clark
      > > VP of Sales- America's Mattress
      > > Run Lead- Lifetime Fitness
      > >
      > > Speaker, Coach and Business Consultant.
      > >
      > > www.drivehumanperformance.com
      > >
      > > -Sent from my iPhone
      > >
      > > On Feb 15, 2011, at 1:42 PM, Deb's Gmail <mtnrunner02@...> wrote:
      > >
      > > > I'd need more sample of jokes before I would decide.
      > > > :-)
      > > >
      > > > On 2/15/2011 12:05 PM, David Clark wrote:
      > > > >
      > > > >
      > > > > I was not lucky enough to get selected into the Hardrock 100- but I
      > > > > would love to offer up my services to someone who needs a pacer!
      > > > >
      > > > > I have the ability to talk for long periods of time with no response
      > > > > from others (I am married) :-)
      > > > >
      > > > > So... let me know if you are in need of a comedian with ultra
      > > experience.
      > > > >
      > > > > David Clark
      > > > > VP of Sales- America's Mattress
      > > > > Run Lead- Lifetime Fitness
      > > > >
      > > > > Speaker, Coach and Business Consultant.
      > > > >
      > > > > www.drivehumanperformance.com
      > > > >
      > > > > -Sent from my iPhone
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