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Re: [hr100] Hardrock Board of Director nominations-Final Call

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  • Dale Garland
    I am out of the office until Aug 1.
    Message 1 of 4 , Jul 30, 2008
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      I am out of the office until Aug 1.<br> <br>
    • The Troubadour
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      Message 2 of 4 , Jul 31, 2008
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        Contact: Hoosisface, Softrocks Rick
        Agency: United Poop International
        Phone: (123) 456-7890
        Email: <mailto:1234567890@...> 1234567890@...
        Subject: Strange Disappearance



        RIGHT WHEN HRH BOARD NOMINATIONS ARE DUE IN

        RACE DIRECTOR AND EXECUTIVE EXTRAORDINAIRE DISAPPEARS


        Silverton (UPI)----Foreheads are being scratched in Colorado this evening.
        No one who knows better or who knows anything--or everything--or what the
        heck happened, now doesn't know what to think.

        His Nibs, the Honorable Dale (Judy) Garland has seemingly vanished, possibly
        to Oz, possibly right the hell out of it. Immediately after Hizzoner
        announced that nominations for the directorate are all to be received before
        this Friday, Nibs said he'll be gone until Friday.

        In other words, according to sources, "There is nobody to receive the
        nominations!"

        But other sources indicate they are pouring in. Possibly by the thimbleful.
        One grizzled old-timer likened the dripage to snow melt in January, raging
        down into Mineral Creek, overflowing its banks, withdrawing its money, and
        hightailing it out of town. Which, some wonder, if that might just be what
        Hizzoner has done.

        "Now why would a guy, a duly-non-elected beneficent dictator at that,
        suddenly broadcast to the entire wide world web--or is it the
        intermesh?--that vacancies are available and nominations are cheerfully
        being sought to fill them and--because he's the boss--expect everybody to
        deliver the damned things to the boss's office, only then suddenly to skip
        out of town?" The man asking this, and scratching his forehead, looked
        amazed.

        "What? Does this little town look like Chicago to you?" he asked. "Isn't
        this the kind of bullstuff that gets pulled off downstate in the Illinois
        Statehouse?"

        This reporter could only nod and confirm. During heated debates of the
        general assembly, for example, the Illinois governor has been spotted in the
        bleachers watching a Blackhawks game.

        "Eh?" asked the gentleman standing thigh-deep in the overflow waters of
        Mineral Creek, even though he was standing on Greene Street in downtown
        Silverton. "Is this here Nibs pullin' a Blagojevich?"

        And so it is Thursday. The nominations are pouring in, but the office is
        closed, the doors are locked, and the Executive Director in charge has gone.

        Oh, and on August 2nd when Hizzoner is back, your deadline for nominating
        your cronies and thereby stacking the board against His Nibs will have
        already expired.

        This is Softrocks Rick, reporting from the peanut gallery high up near the
        back row of visitors' seats in the General Assembly of the Municipality of
        Silverton's Town Hall.

        -30-



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        From: hr100@yahoogroups.com [mailto:hr100@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Dale
        Garland
        Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:01 PM
        To: hr100@yahoogroups.com
        Subject: Re: [hr100] Hardrock Board of Director nominations-Final Call



        I am out of the office until Aug 1.<br> <br>





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      • Dale Garland
        I am out of the office until Aug 1.
        Message 3 of 4 , Jul 31, 2008
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