Maureen Dowd’s recent op-ed in The New York Times struck a chord and brought Colorado and the nation’s edible dilemma to front and center stage. Despite legalization’s widespread success, edibles have become a chink in Colorado’s formidable armor, and moving the state to re-evaluate its edible standards and adjust to this new era on the fly
While edible industry evolves and becomes better regulated—with dosage limits and proper consumption guidelines—consumers need to conduct research and receive the right information to gain a basic understanding of an edible’s effect.
The wrong dosage or the wrong information can lead to a scary experience like Dowd’s. Unlike weed--which hits you fast and to the head--edibles take time to travel through your body’s system. “Medibles” creep up on you, and they’re far more potent than your average bong hit.
Thus, we’ve designed these 10, simple steps tailored for the novice consumer--but should also aid seasoned stoners. If you follow these steps and logic, you should have a good time.
1) Start Small and Be Patient: With edibles, you can always add on but you can never detract. It’s a simple equation. Whether you weigh 100 or 300 pounds, eating more milligrams than your body can handle cannot be reversed. Start off with the lowest dosage possible—in the 10-20 Milligram range—and wait an hour and a half. If you feel nothing, add another 10 Milligrams (Colorado's proposed limit per edible) to your dosage, and wait another hour. For the seasoned edible consumer, these Milligram ranges can be higher. But, all told, no matter your experience, the best bet remains acting slow and steady—because that’s exactly how edibles seep into your blood stream.
2) Know Your Dosage: As noted, first timers come recommended to consume 10-20 milligrams worth of an edible. Likewise, do not buy a 100 MG bar and try to split it into 1/10s. Instead, buy multiple edibles that are (hopefully) accurately labeled on the lower side. And start with a low dose. Depending on your weight and tolerance for cannabis, this recommended dosage will impact you differently (the more you weigh, the longer THC will take to affect you). So know your body, read your edibles label carefully, and take precaution. For a list of Colorado-based companies that rated high on the Denver Post’s edible testing study, click here.
3) Grill Your Budtender: Unfortunately, edibles can be mislabeled and sometimes contain strains or product that may not be beneficial for you. If your Budtender (think Sommelier for weed) doesn’t inform you on the strain or type (Sativa, Indica, Hybrid) of edible you’re about to purchase (they should), then ask them for more information. And don’t be shy in your inquiry. Ask where the weed was grown, in what type of setting the edible was made, and if other customers like it. When it comes to weed—and especially edibles—there are simply no bad questions.
4) Drink and Stock Up on Water, Have a Full Stomach: Your simple yet pivotal elixir for any edible experience: H20. Edibles dehydrate people and cause the dreaded cottonmouth. If you know you’ll be eating an edible that evening, consume appropriate amounts of water throughout the same day. Make sure your urine looks clear-colored upon edible consumption and not a dark yellow. Likewise, make sure you have a water bottle on hand throughout your experience, particularly if it takes you outdoors where water can’t be purchased or obtained easily. Additionally, while eating an edible on an empty stomach will make you feel its effects quicker and harder, it’s an ill-advised tactic. Eat some carbohydrates prior to your edible intake, and your body will thank you later.
5) Consume with a Friend: Like with any first-time drug experience, edibles should be consumed safely and enjoyed in the company of someone you trust and know well. This novel method of cannabis consumption will likely have an unprecedented effect on your mind. Most can handle it, but for some, it’s too much. Having a friend and a face you know well next to you throughout the experience will only make it easier—and more fun.
6) Get Comfortable: Surround yourself with familiar and cozy setting. A first-time edible experience should not occur at a music festival or in a crowded bar. You want to be in a place you know well, and one that won’t overwhelm you with anxious thoughts or fear. The right couch and the right TV show can make all the difference.
7) Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Heavy Machinery: Would you trust someone on LSD behind a wheel? No. While not quite as psychedelic, edibles do transform the mind for many. Likewise, abstain from even putting yourself in a dangerous position and refrain from touching anything that could endanger yourself or those around you.
8) Do NOT Combine with Alcohol or Other Drugs: Edibles are a potent form of medication, and should not be trifled with. Mixing them with alcohol or prescription drugs can have an adverse effect on one’s psyche, and could lead to a schizophrenic fit or out of character behavior. Be smart, and save your beer for the weekend.
9) If you have a bad trip, know that it will end: Despite the two unfortunate incidents in Denver this year, no one has ever died directly from a cannabis consumption-related overdose. Take deep breaths, drink more water, and turn on a television show or song that typically relaxes you. If you’re alone, call up a friend, and have them either come over to calm you down, or just talk you through it. And should your situation worsen…
10) If you feel sick or have suicidal thoughts, dial 911 and seek medical care: Don’t be embarrassed by this one. Sometimes, edibles will unfortunately be dosed improperly or you may simply eat too much. Should this scary situation arise, your safety-- not your pride--needs to come first. Call for help, stay calm, and know that when you wake up tomorrow, everything will be alright.
In the coming weeks, we’ll be working hard on a more comprehensive guide to edibles and the best practices towards both consumption and sale of edibles. The subject will remain a serious one worth repeating and educating both regular and potential cannabis about. We intend to supply dispensaries with information they can place directly in the hands of new consumers and to give patients, smokers, and the world the accurate information they deserve and need to medicate properly.
According to the AP's Kristen Wyatt, Colorado's stores may soon be required to carry a warning pamphlet that looks like this: