Loading ...
Sorry, an error occurred while loading the content.

Re: OT: Sorry But We Need A Laugh.

Expand Messages
  • Charles
    LMFAO thanks! ... wanted ... He ... yet ... wrong. ... elderly ... fastest gun in ... him a ... think you ... thing ... down on ... man. ... timer. ... and ...
    Message 1 of 2 , May 31 10:42 PM
    • 0 Attachment
      LMFAO thanks!

      --- In hobbicast@yahoogroups.com, Investmentcast@a... wrote:
      > Oldie but a goodie!!
      >
      > In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who
      wanted
      > more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
      He
      > practiced
      > every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't
      yet
      > first-rate and that there must be something he was doing
      wrong.
      >
      > Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an
      elderly
      > man seated at the bar who had the reputation of being the
      fastest gun in
      > the
      > West in his day.
      >
      > The young cowboy took the seat next to the old-timer, bought
      him a
      > drink, and told him the story of his great ambition. "Do you
      think you
      > could give me some tips?" he asked.
      >
      > The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one
      thing
      > you'rewearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a lil' lower
      down on
      > your
      > leg."
      >
      > "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young
      man.
      >
      > "Sure will." Said the old-
      timer.
      >
      > The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44
      and
      > shot the bow tie off the piano
      player.
      >
      > "That's terrific!" said the cowboy, "Got any more tips for
      me?"
      >
      > "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where
      the
      > hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother
      draw."
      >
      > "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger
      man.
      >
      > "You bet it will," said the old-
      timer.
      >
      > The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew
      his
      > gun in a blur, then shot a cufflink off the piano
      player.
      >
      > "Wow!" said the cowboy. "I'm learning' somethin' here. Got any
      more
      > tips?"
      >
      > The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the
      saloon. "See
      > that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with
      it."
      >
      > The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the
      grease on
      > the barrel of his
      gun.
      >
      > "No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun,
      handle
      > and all."
      >
      > "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young
      man.
      >
      > "Nope." said the old timer, "But when Wyatt Earp gets done
      playin'
      > the piano, he's going to shove that gun right up your ass, and
      it won't
      > hurt as much."
      >
      > Regards Michael
      > Art Tech Castings.
      >
      >
      > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
    Your message has been successfully submitted and would be delivered to recipients shortly.