17005Sex in a Hammock!
- Feb 26, 2007For users of the Hennessy Hammock only:
1. Significant other (female), acting as a Caucasian Feminist Goddess,
deigns to have physical sex relations with a mere mortal.
2. SO lies in the hammock, with her 'works' near the upper end of the
3. Man stands up in the hammock entry opening.
4. Man drops his lower garments, and remains standing, with his 'works'
covered by the hammock sides.
5. Man inserts his tongue and/or membrum verilae into his SO, and goes
6. When the squealing, thrashing, shaking and groaning stops, the deed
7. Man reaches down, masthead's his pants, and slumps against whichever
tree is closest.
8. Goddess (SO) calls down from hammock, saying, "is that all there is?
My boyfriend can stay hard for hours, you wimp."
9. Man decides that solo, stealth camping has a lot to recommend it.
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