Re: [hackers-il] New poll for hackers-il
- From: "Gilad Ben-Yossef" <gilad@...>
> I'm not a violent person generally. In fact, ever since the elective[snip (Man ! that was long...)]
> brain surgery that implented the blessed electrodes in my frontal lobe I
> am a good and productive citizen of society and practicly incapable of
> violence aginst another human being. They make sure to test that the
> surgery really worked before they let you go out of jail; they can't
> bloody well release someone who murdered 79 people with an axe get
> released best on a hunch you know...
> The problem is that I was one of the early voulenteers and I think they
> still haven't gotten of all of the bugs out of the early system they
> installed in my brain. Most of the time all goes well, but once in a
> while, when someone insults me, I feel the old rage rise in me again and
> can taste the blood in my mouth and I can't help myself but.... better
> stop here now. [ To self: Calm down. Breath deep. I am the cool and
> placid center of universe. I am the cool and placid center of the
> universe. I don't have to do what the voices in my head tell me. I don't
> have to do what the voices in my head tell me... oh fuck it! where's my
> axe?] Be afraid. Be VERY afraid... MUHAHHAHAHAHAHA ;-)
That's nothing ! A good friend of mine had that surgery as well, one of the
first ones two. They probably f**ked something up with him real nasty, since
when he came out he was cumpolsivly sexualy attracted to Amebas. Imagine
yourself the horrific trauma inflicted upon a poor nice Dolphin swimming
around and suddenly seeing a human diver holding a...
I don't want to talk about it.
But he's better now, he's studying marine biology in the Technion.
"God is a programmer".