- (If you've just joined us or were simply snoozing.. ..keep up......lovely Mark who I'm writing to....works for the wonderful London Cycling Campaign and is assembling the list of Millennium Festival of Cycling - wka National Bike Week - events from boro coordinators. Now read on........)I got your letter of 11 May yesterday...Saturday...deadline for replies 15 May.....urgence makes the brain work harder.......(sorry to Greenwich Cyclists for somewhat pre-emptying our Thursday planning meeting...even more loads to do now...C'est la velo).So, here is the voting from Greenwich Cyclists:Tate Modern: mille pwanDome: quesque la pwan?So.....here's our packed week...zero longitude.....17 June: feeder ride to daylong London Cycling Carnival in Mile End park: 3 joining options....9am: General Gordon Place, Woolwich/outside New Eltham station....then to.....9.45am: foot tunnel entrance: Cutty Sark Gardens(please put my home email address masonb@... as well as my home fone: 020 7232 0444).18 June: Locks, docks and one smoking ferry: meet 11am Cutty Sark Gardens for a flat, 15 mile circle via the Lea crossing. Coffee. (At what airport?) (ed: what in bold or underlined). Followed by late veggie lunch at super Heather's. (No such ting as a free lunch).19 June: Greenwich Cyclists Start-the weeker. Secret.20 June: Bike to work day: meet 7.15am Cutty Sark Gardens and then to the Island Cafe (Union St/Southwark Bridge Road junction) to breakfast with Southwark Cyclists.20 June: Bike to work day: all cycling employees of Greenwich Council - and anyone else too esp that Dome bungey lot - alfresco breakfast from 8.00am, General Gordon Place, Woolwich. If your bike won't eat the free breakfast, you can. Will we get the new Mayor on a bike? And the Chief Executive? And our new GLA member?(GG Place as a venue? And it's not the pigeons/winos I'm fuzzied about).21 June: Midsummer madness: meet 1.15am (ed: he did say A.M.) Cutty Sark Gardens. 2am: meet other Hackney, Lambeth, Southwark and Lewisham groups on south end of London Bridge. 3am: Bar Italia Frith Street for espresso kick. 4.43am: longest day sunrise from the top of Primrose Hill. Druids, DOS (dogs on strings). 8am: Sustrans southbank National Cycle Network launch.(car mag foto opp: CSG's 1.15pm.....there's always one...). Take the day off.22 June: Evening quick scratch ride: meet 7.30pm Cutty Sark Gardens. MFC's record-busting shortest ride anywhere to a child-friendly bar. Less than a mile. You can do it. No free bike check. No support vehicle.23 June: Friday afterworker: the Pilot: meet Cutty Sark Gardens 7pm for easy Dome-route ride to The Pilot. For one beer. Then on to Up The Creek comedy club. And clubnite after for serious boppers. Do not drinknride.24 June: Greenwich history-in-a-day-ride: 11am: meet Cutty Sark Gardens...Quebec Heights, the descending uni-ball, the Arsenal, Clockwork Orange, Eltham Palace, is there moore? Said hepworth. .....25 June: Up the creek ride - along the river Ravensbourne......nearly all off road thru parks etc to Bromley. Meet 9.30am Cutty Sark gardens. Kingfishers, black redstarts, London's only rail-lift.Barry(overhead today at the opentop lido...Brixton Beach.....Her indoors and I were on our way home last night and this cop pulls us over.I said to him "officer, I'm really sorry, I just forgot to belt-up. I always do normally".She butts in..... "Liar. I'm always telling you to wear your seatbelt but you never listen......""Shut it" says I.Officer: "Does he always talk to you like that, madam?""Only when he's pissed").(I've been really nice over the last couple of days to the 2 people who've said to me, coz I'm arty, "Great they've found a use for Battersea power station. Enuf. The third gets it). Great grate.