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  • bush_is_best2000
    Http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/ihatebushfanclub To kick you out like they kicked me
    Message 1 of 17964 , Dec 8, 2000
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      <a href=Http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/ihatebushfanclub target=new>Http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/ihatebushfanclub</a><br><br>To kick you out like they kicked me out!!!
    • ianmynors
      Even the greedy and overprivileged need to smile sometimes! A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his wife:
      Message 17964 of 17964 , Mar 16, 2002
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        Even the greedy and overprivileged need to smile
        sometimes!<br><br>A man rushes home, bursting through the front door
        of his house yelling to his wife: <br><br>"Pack your
        bags honey, I just won the lottery! All �10 million of
        it... Woooohoooo!" <br><br>"That's great, sweetie!",
        she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for the
        mountains?" <br><br>"Who cares," he replies, "Just f*ck off!"
        <br>--------------------------------------------------<br>A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take
        off when another man with a dog occupies the empty
        seats alongside. The dog is sat in the middle and the
        first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the
        second man explains that they work for the
        airline.<br><br>The dog handler says, �Don�t mind Rover, he is a
        sniffer dog, the best there is. I�ll show you once we get
        airborne and I set him to work�.<br><br>The plane takes
        off and levels out when the handler says to the first
        man, �Watch this�. He tells the dog, �Rover,
        search�.<br><br>The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits
        next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to
        its seat and puts one paw on the handler�s arm. He
        says, �Good boy� then turns to the first man and says,
        �That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I�m
        making a note of this, and the seat number, for the
        police who will apprehend her on
        arrival�.<br><br>�Fantastic!� replies the first man.<br><br>Once again the
        handler sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog
        sniffs about then sits down beside a man for a few
        seconds, after which he returns to his seat and places
        both pawn on the handler�s arm. The handler says,
        �That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I�m making a
        note of this, and the seat number�.<br><br>�I like
        it�, says the first man.<br><br>Once again the dog
        goes off to search the aisles. He goes up and down the
        plane aisle and after a while sits down next to
        someone, then comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat
        and craps all over the place.<br><br>The first man is
        both surprised and disgusted by this and asks, �What
        is going on�.<br><br>�He just found a bomb� the
        handler nervously
        replies.<br>--------------------------------------------------<br>They just keep on coming!!!!<br><br>Thanks<br>Ian
        M<br><a href=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sorrymatedintseeyer target=new>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sorrymatedintseeyer</a>
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