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144Simple home remedies....plz don't try this at home...lol

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  • Manil Jayasena
    Dec 15, 2008
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      Manil J.Joshua





      Have a nice week!!!
       
       
      AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES  

              1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
          Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto.
          The blockage will be almost instantly removed.


      2. Clumsy?  - Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
          - getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.


      3. Avoid arguments with your partner about lifting the toilet seat
          - by simply using the sink. 

      4. For high blood pressure sufferers : simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
          thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
          Remember to use a timer. 


      5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
          - will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
            after you hit the snooze button. 


      6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
          Then you will be afraid to cough.


      7. Have a bad toothache?
          Smash your thumb with a hammer
          and you will forget about the toothache. 


      8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are :
          You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. 
          If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
          If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

      9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

      10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

      11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

      12. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends;
            you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. 


        P.S.   The statistics on sanity are that -
                 one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
                 Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

      SEASONS GREETING TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE 2009 IS HERE!

       





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