Gosh Jack, how could you have missed this almost identical post from two
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Um...hy vas buzy...?
Hokay, vat heppened to da leetle clenk dat gotz avay in Sturmhalten vit der message fer Der Baron? Who vas in die chair talkink vit Lucragatha an' Tarvek, schmott guy?
(You want walkies now? It's after midnight!)
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
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