Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Rip wifes panties off
Joe and Tom were out walking home from work one afternoon.
"Shit," Joe said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip
the wife's panties off!"
"What's the rush?" Tom asked.
Joe replied "The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!"
Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention
hotel in Williamsburg, Va., prided ourselves on making
the guests feel special. When someone arrived at reception,
credit card in hand, we would sneak a peek at it and
address him by name.
Once during a particularly busy check-in time, one of
our guests presented a corporate credit card. "Welcome
to Williamsburg, Mr. Bell," the desk clerk said.
"Oh, please," the man replied, "call me Taco."
An arrogant Department of Agriculture (DOA) represent-
ative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer.
"I need to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone,
"I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me.
See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the DOA
rep running for the fence, and close behind was the
farmer's prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was
gaining at every step.
The old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"
One very cold night, a young man dropped into the local
brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."
So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one of
the staff and, after looking for a place to consummate
the transaction, they decide to do it on the roof. But
it's a very cold night, and they freeze to death and
fall to the sidewalk. A passing drunk looks them over,
staggers to the door, and knocks.
"Go away!" says the madam. "We don't allow drunks in
"I don't want in," says the drunk. "I just wanted to
tell you that your sign fell down."
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