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Fortunate Islands News: May 1-7

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    MAY Sun., May 1 DISTRICT OF KUJAWIA, RTK New Lithuanian Governor Orders Review of Sixscore Cases A biting and damning examination announced yesterday that New
    Message 1 of 1 , May 7, 2005
      MAY
      Sun., May 1
      DISTRICT OF KUJAWIA, RTK
      New Lithuanian Governor Orders Review of Sixscore Cases
      A biting and damning examination announced yesterday that New Lithuania's
      internationally renowned criminal investigation office had mismanaged identity tests in an
      extreme punishment case. The announcement compelled Governor Markus Rogerius
      Wozniak to demand an examination of six score other cases which the office may have
      failed to perform properly.

      Mon., May 2
      CAER IORWERTH, Kingdom of Vinland -
      The Holy See has ordered the resignation of a Jesuan priest, Tormod Donalssen
      Ragnvaldssen, who has admitted articles contrary to the teaching of Holy Mother Church
      into a publication of the Church. Antillea, a septimanian libertine journal published in Caer
      Iorwerth by the Jesuans.

      Tue., May 3
      BEIRUT, State of Lebnan –
      The crackle of firemarms filled the air as the last Assyrian troops departed the country.
      Even the most dour clerics were overwhelmed and partook of the festivity. "God be
      praised! We are finally free!" shouted a man who was too excited to request anonymity or
      to remember to provide his name. The editorial of the newspaper Az-Za'atar urged
      caution in the midst of celebration. "We have won independence and now must use it
      wisely," the editor wrote, "We are not yet sufficiently united to sink into complacency."

      Wed., May 4
      Delhi, INDIAN EMPIRE
      The majority of the Kingdom of Brahmaputra is in Indian and Tamil hands after a month of
      bloody fighting. The dry areas of the kingdom are secure and the Tamil navy is hunting
      down recalcitrant Brahmaputrans in the mangrove swamps and the Ganges delta.

      Thu., May 5
      ULAAN BAATOR, Uighur-Mongol Union
      The chieftains of the Uighur-Mongol Union have acquiesced to the decision of the leaders
      of the Kumiss Revolution that the country should withdraw from the Central Association,
      which is composed of Central Asian states.

      Fri., May 6
      BAGHDAD, Kingdom of Iraq –
      Uday ibn-Saddam al-Tikriti has refused the Shah of Persia's unreasonable requests and
      has asserted the independence of his kingdom. To show his contempt, Uday executed
      seven Shia who had remained in Iraq.

      Sat., May 7
      DELHI, Indian Empire -
      Several villages bordering an Imperial Tiger Park have been condemned to be lamed and
      hunted after a imperial party discovered that the villagers had slaughtered all the tigers
      within the Imperial Park. It has been decreed that whosoever speculates whether the
      Imperial authorities will use the skins of their prey will join the condemned.
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