May GLK Gayzette
Official publication of the Government of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom of
the Coral Sea Islands
Volume 2, Number 17; May 25, 2005
The Gay Government of the Coral Sea Islands Gayzette of May 25, 2005
[Administrative Arrangement Order]
The Gay Kingdom
Ordered By the Grace of God and His Imperial Majesty the Gay Sovereign.
I, Dale Emperor Reigning of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea
Islands, acting with advice of the Gay Parliament, hereby approve the following
administrative arrangements to take effect on and from 25 May, 2005 in
substitution for the arrangements in operation immediately before the date of
GIVEN under my hand and with
the Great Seal of the Gay Kingdom
on 25 May, 2005.
By his Majesty�s Command
The Royal Palace
May Diary 2005
Friday May 1st His Majesty Dale completed his VISITORS GUIDE TO THE
GAY AND LESBIAN KINGDOM, an inside look at holidaying in the Gay
Capital. This gay guide was forwarded to the Privy Council for approval so that
it may be published on the net.
Saturday May 2nd His Majesty spoke out criticizing the appointment of Pope
Benedict XVI, calling him a homophobe.
Speaking in Brisbane, Dale said "� His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI and the
Catholic church hierarchy makes me sick to the stomach and the claims by
them that they have a right to discriminate against gay and lesbian people
sums up why so many people are suspicious of organized religion. It would not
be so bad if the Catholic Church had an impeccable reputation when it comes
to sex maters, but as a group, they have the most appalling record of sexual
misconduct in history. I praise the government of New Zealand, Canada, Spain
and the governments of other western societies who are now taking to reform
the marriage law and to ensure that loving relationships can have a status
recognized by the law. Homosexuality is not a modern day invention; it is
something that has always been with us. Too many religious people excuse
their blatant bigotry by hiding behind their religion. It is my belief that God would
be sickened by people who felt they had the right to stand in judgment over
other people. If Pope Benedict or anyone else tries to argue that homosexuality
is condemned in the bible, I would like to remind them, that it is a book written
by man, not God. It is a work of literature that has been bastardized, twisted
and manipulated over the centuries to fit any number of opinions and values
throughout the ages.
The essence of the bible is what we should be clinging to: forgiveness,
acceptance, compassion and love. We should as a society, condemn those
who try to twist such principles into reason to condemn, ostracize and
discriminate against another person who has done nothing wrong but live the
life god gave them.�
Sunday May 7th HIM Dale held a teleconference with Bill, Jon and Joe, the
three members of the Privy Council.
Monday 9th of May, the Embassy of the Gay Kingdom in Australia received a
promotional banner from the Privy Council in America to accompany the crown
out to the Gay Kingdom on the planed Royal tour scheduled for Friday May
13th. The Privy Council will make this banner available for those wishing to
promote the Gay Kingdom at various Pride events around the world, the first
time it will be used is in this months Pensacola Pride event, America.
Wednesday 11th of May, the Privy Council formally advised Dale of the signing
of the 9 stamp designs for the Gay Kingdoms first commemorative issue due to
become available in late September this year 2005.
Friday 13th of May, in the Gay Capital Heaven, Cato Island, Dale and friends
visited the Gay & Lesbian Memorial Plaque and spent the day on screech
beach, snorkeling, swimming and had a picnic lunch of Chicken and
champagne. 500,000 Beach She Oak seeds were also planted through out the
That afternoon Dale�s cousin, Lachlan the Crown Prince spent the day at Bryon
Bay, swimming and surfing, that evening his Imperial Highness celebrated his
19th birthday with his boyfriend in New Farm, Brisbane.
Sunday 15th of May, the crown received correspondence from an interested
party wishing to mint a commemorative coin that would be made available to
help celebrate the Gay Kingdoms first anniversary of Independence. The court
forwarded this correspondence to the Privy Council for discussion with the gay
and lesbian general assembly for approval.
Monday 16th of May, the crown received correspondence from Alyson
Publications, San Francisco in America, the worlds leading publisher of gay
and lesbian literature, asking for a submission on the publication of a book on
the Gay Kingdom.
Sunday May 21st HIM Dale held a teleconference with Bill, Jon and Joe the
three members of the Privy Council.
There were no other official functions or duties undertaken by the crown for the
month of May.
Office of the Marshall of the Realm,
The Royal Palace
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands.
With the advice of Parliament and subject to the Gay Kingdom Act, Part VII, 1
(a) HIM Dale takes great pleasure in appointing the Honourable Enrique P�rez
to the Office of Prime Minister of the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral
Subject to the Act HIM Dale also announces the appointments of the
Honourable Louis Trusty to the Office of Finance Minister, The Honourable
Dallas Vinson to the Office of Minister of Tourism and Community Services and
The Honourable Gunter van Cauwenbergh to the Office of Foreign Minister.
On 14 May 2005 in Parliament assembled;
1) Mr. Gunter van Cauwenbergh was properly sworn in to office as a legislator
of the Kingdom by the Chief Justice. �The oath administered was: �Do you,
Gunter Van Cauwenbergh, solemnly and sincerely affirm and declare that you
will be faithful and bear true allegiance to HIM Dale, His Heirs and successors
according to law. Do you also solemnly and sincerely promise and declare that
you will render true and faithful service as a member of the Legislative
Assembly of the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea?�
2) On 14 May 2005, in Parliament assembled, Resolution MP-2005-00001a,
creation of the office of Parliamentarian/Secretary of Parliament, was adopted
by unanimous vote. The Honourable Jason P. Ruel was appointed to the newly
created position, also by unanimous vote. Additionally, Resolution MP-2005-
00002b, establishing the means and methods of asynchronous deliberation for
Parliament, was unanimously adopted.
HIM Dale wishes to express his admiration and pleasure for the way this
Parliament, with the guidance of President Enrique P�rez, has achieved an
atmosphere of cooperation and effectiveness.
In the Emperor�s own words:
�I take my hat off to the current government and particularly to Enrique the new
President of the Parliament for the great work he and his current team are
doing and for the way they are working together��
- No Tenders were advertised for May
- Bankruptcy Notices - Nil
- Company Notices: - Nil
- Appointment and Release of Receivers / Managers - Nil
- Applications for Winding Up / Liquidations � Nil
- Appointment and Release of Liquidators � Nil
- Meetings and Last Dates by Which to Prove Debts or Claims � Nil
- Removals � Nil
- Dissolutions � Nil
- Change of Company Name � Nil- Cessation of Business in the Gay Kingdom - Nil
- Partnership Notices - Nil
- Other � Nil
- Land Transfer Notices - Nil
- Charitable Trusts Notices - Nil
- Friendly Societies and Gay Credit Unions Notices - Nil
- Incorporated Societies Notices - Nil
- General Notices - Nil
Government notices � Nil
- Private Bills - Nil
- Departmental Notices - Nil
- Authorities and Other Agencies of State Notices - Nil
- Land Notices - Nil
- Regulation Summary -Nil
- General Section -Nil
- New Year Honours � Nil
Emperors Birthday Honours - Nil
- Power Company Disclosure Information - Nil
- Regulations - Nil
- Tax Evaders - Nil
- Anglers Notices -Nil
- Racing Board Notices -Nil
- Casino Control Notices.-Nil
Professional and Trade Lists include:
- List of Public Valuers -Nil
- Register of Pharmacies -Nil
- List of Marriage Celebrants �Nil
The GLK Gayzette Is the official publication of the Government of the Gay
Kingdom and is published on the 25th day of each month, and at other times
when necessary, by the Office of the Department of Gay Internal Affairs.
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