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  • JT
    Sep 9, 2005
      Mr. Perez,
      Having read all of that tripe, I'm left to assume this measure is intended as a legal maneuver, for the sake of separating the Kingdom from personal actions of HIM in AU or International court.  If it's not, you're pathetic, the lot of you.  In any event, the flimsy nature of the claim, coupled with the fact that most of you would rather put a gay resort up, with overpriced sun shade, than to actually allow people to homestead and lay physical claim upon the land (and posession remains 9/10 of the law,) as well as the existence of the station there, which is maintained by AU govt. staff, these collectively suggest it wise to part ways with the lot of you.  It's sad, but it would seem you fags can't even manage to get this done properly, when you had about the most generous opportunity yet to make a go at a legitimate sovereign gay country.  I'm a man of action, what some would call a Walking Man.  I think, I don't just rush into a decision blindly, but I move, I act.  You're all standing men.  Apathy and fear control and limit you, or you'd have just taken care of the issues with action in timely fashion.
      Good luck with your endeavors.  Consider this my resignation.  Should you get it together in any material/substantial fashion, let me know.
      ----- Original Message -----
      From: nfr_ib
      Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 11:29 PM
      Subject: [gaykingdom] Gayzette - 8 September 2005

      ***GLK Gayzette***

      Official publication of the Government of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom

      Volume 2, Number 20;      August 25 2005


      The Gay Government Gayzette of August 25, 2005 [Administrative
      Arrangement Order]

      The Gay Kingdom
      Administrative Arrangements

      I, Prime Minister, as the remaining head of the Government of the Gay
      & Lesbian Kingdom, hereby confirm the following administrative
      arrangements to take effect on and from 8 September 2005 in
      substitution for the arrangements in operation immediately before the
      date of this order.

      GIVEN under my hand and with
      The Great Seal of the Gay Kingdom
      On 8 September 2005.

      Enrique Pérez
      Prime Minister



      Fellow citizens of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom,

      As you have undoubtedly been aware, there has been a series of
      unusual communiqués of an apparently official nature posted into
      official Yahoo discussion group.  I want to give everyone a brief
      summary of the events that transpired in the last 60 days that are
      germane to our current situation and bearing upon the stability of
      the realm.

      For some time, members of this government have been diligently
      attempting to confirm certain statements made by HIM Dale Parker
      Anderson.  Despite the often frustrating, difficult, and somewhat
      expensive efforts, we have been unable to reliably confirm a great
      many historical details.  Recently while representatives of the
      government traveled to Pensacola Florida USA during the Memorial Day
      Gay Pride weekend to represent the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom (GLK), Mr.
      Anderson had reportedly previously undertaken a trip to Cato Island
      in Coral Sea located approximately 256 nautical miles from the
      Australian mainland by a rented seaplane.  The pictures sent back by
      Mr. Anderson failed to substantiate that he had actually undertaken
      said journey.  Even our simple requests that pictures of the
      aircraft's Global Positioning Display indicating geographical
      location coordinates as well as date and time on an official flight
      plan of the alleged journey did not produce a positive response.  The
      pictures sent to us could not substantiate the claims that he and
      others had undertaken this journey on the specific date and time and
      the landmass in the pictures was in fact Cato Island.

      Early in July of this year, the Prime Minister was invited to a
      conference between the Privy Council, the Chief Justice, and HIM
      Dale.  During the conference, HIM Dale indicated the need to open a
      bank account to clear fund transfers between himself and PobJoy
      Publishing, the printer and vendor for stamps of the GLK.  As a
      professional Investment Advisor, the Prime Minister advised HIM Dale
      the type of account to be opened would be very important and that it
      would be extremely important that we were aware of any applicable
      international banking regulation and what our pre-reporting
      obligations would be to insure our transactions did not trigger any
      suspicious activity reports (SARs).  The Privy Council proceeded to
      advise HIM Dale that he inquire at his local bank in Brisbane
      Australia the possible bank account types and reporting
      responsibilities and we would make similar inquiries here in the US
      to better determine which location was most practical for the
      administration of the account.  Despite our advice and in disregard
      to accounting protocol, HIM Dale opened a personal account with his
      local bank under his sole access and control to transact official GLK
      business.  The Privy Council attempted to remind HIM that the
      government needed to monitor any official government bank accounts. 
      At this, HIM became belligerent and dismissive, and broke off
      communications with the Privy Council. 

      Because of this incident and others previously visited upon this
      government and reportedly similarly on previous governments, the High
      Court found it necessary to issue an opinion that it published on
      July 23 2005.  In this opinion, docketed as Order GLK-07232005, the
      High Court of the GLK found, among other things, that HIM Dale lacked
      the legal capacity to administer the treasury and in fact found him
      to be legally incompetent to the degree that his incapacity required
      the appointment of a Guardian to the Royal Person and Conservator of
      the Crown in the Office of the Lord Protector.  It should be noted
      the High Court had earlier made a similar finding since the
      appointment of the first Lord Protector Kyle Thorne as Guardian over
      the Royal Person and Conservator over HIM Dale's financial
      interactions with the Kingdom.

      Under this law any communiqué issued by the person identified as
      Dale or Dale Parker Anderson, is of no real or implied legal
      significance or consequence to the GLK or its government. 
      Essentially, the proclamations published by him have no validity or
      force of law upon this government.  In addition, certain aspects of
      the recent proclamations appear unconstitutional, and stand with
      regards to HIM Dale's inability to exercise his duty of care
      his government and his incapacity to personally reign.

      Because of this government's experience, in addition to the
      experience of previous GLK governments with HIM Dale, the government
      leaders of the Government of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom acknowledged
      that simply stating the facts of the past will not suffice, and a
      more permanent solution is mandated to insure stability and the
      continuing growth and prosperity of this government.

      Therefore, in order to safeguard the interests of the Crown of the
      Gay & Lesbian Kingdom and to preserve the interests both present and
      future of the citizens of the GLK, as Prime Minister of the GLK,
      formal notice is given on this date of 20 August 2005 that the Crown
      of the GLK shall be held in Trust, and the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom
      shall be held in Protectorate by the Unified Gay Tribe.  The Crown of
      the GLK and the Kingdom shall be held in such trust to protect our
      Unified Gay Tribe from harm and preserve its integrity, and to deny
      the use of it's name or Crown to those that would apply it in
      such a
      manner as to harm the Kingdom or the Unified Gay Tribe.

      On the 20th of August 2005, Parliament convened an emergency session
      to discuss the current situation and best determine a prudent course
      of action.  During this session, and through previous asynchronous
      deliberations, five resolutions were unanimously adopted:

      Resolution MP-20050820-001 officially appointed Mr. Randy Ray of
      Texas USA as a Member of the Parliament of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom.

      Resolution MP-20050820-002 officially adopts the ruling in GLK High
      Court Order GLK-07232005 that finds HIM Dale Parker Anderson to be
      legally incompetent to the extent that a Guardian for the Royal
      Person and a Conservator for the Crown is required due to his
      incapacity to prudently manage the affairs of State and Crown.

      Resolution MP-20050820-003 provides a formal notice of the following:

      ·      Recent attempts by HIM Dale to dissolve Parliament and the
      High Court are unconstitutional.
      ·      The provisional government allegedly established by HIM Dale
      in Australia is deemed illegal and it's two administrators
      ·      In accordance with High Court order GLK-07232005, all
      proclamations issued by HIM Dale after 23 July 2005 lack legal force
      and effect, and are not officially recognized.
      ·      Because HIM Dale currently has no Guardian and the Crown does
      not have a conservator, Dale Parker Anderson can only act as an
      individual, and as such is not empowered to act officially for or
      represent the GLK.

      Resolution MP-20050820-004 formally enacts the Articles of Succession
      through the following Ordinance:

      WHEREAS, the legal incapacity of HIM Dale Parker Anderson has proved
      to be a clear and present danger to the stability and vitality of the
      Gay & Lesbian Kingdom; and

      WHEREAS, said incapacity has resulted in three distinct consecutive
      and successive GLK governments in a one year period; and

      WHEREAS, said incapacity affects the ability of this Government to
      administer the Unified Gay Tribe, and is an impediment to the
      realization of the primary goals of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom.

      THEREFORE, it is RESOLVED the Parliament of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom
      representing the citizens and members of the Unified Gay Tribe do
      declare and ordain that the ordinance adopted and ratified on 20th
      day of June 2004 E.V. by the first Parliament of the Gay & Lesbian
      Kingdom under which the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom (GLK) was mandated to
      promote the interests of the Kingdom of the Coral Sea (KCS) and its
      Emperor Dale Parker Anderson, as the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom of the
      Coral Sea (GLKCS) is hereby abrogated, repealed and annulled; that
      all powers which by that compact were delegated to the GLKCS by the
      GLK are revoked and resumed; that the GLK is of right absolved from
      all restraints, duties and obligations incurred by said compact, and
      is a free, sovereign, and independent State, and that its citizens
      and people are absolved from all allegiance to the KCS, its
      government or it's Emperor, Dale Parker Anderson. 

      It is further declared and ordained that all rights and obligations
      vested under the Gay Kingdom Act of 2004 and the Gay Judiciary Act of
      2004 or under any act of the Legislative Assembly or Parliament
      passed in pursuance thereof, or under any laws of the GLK, or any
      positions or titles conferred upon any individuals, and not
      incompatible with this ordinance, shall remain in force and have the
      same effect as if this ordinance had not passed.

      It is a matter of record that this Ordinance of Succession was duly,
      lawfully, and unanimously adopted by the Parliament of the Gay and
      Lesbian Kingdom on this 20th day of August 2005 E.V.  In addition,
      let the record reflect the Chief Justice of the High Court of the GLK
      has subscribed his name to this resolution.

      Resolution MP-20050820-005 adopts the Emergency Reorganization Act of
      2005 as the framework for reorganizing the government.

      Thus, our government now enters a process of reorganization and soon
      thereafter a renaissance.  During this period of transition and
      change, we seek the support of our Unified Gay Tribe.


      Several months ago, an ordinance issued which mandated all persons
      holding any Office in the government of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom,
      whether elected or appointed, should take all the steps necessary to
      immediately secure and certify their citizenship in and allegiance to
      the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom.  A deadline for compliance of this
      ordinance was set for June 1 2005.  Those not complying in securing
      and certifying their citizenship by said date were deemed to have
      resigned their office under the ordinance.  Accordingly, since the
      following members of Government have failed to comply with this
      ordinance, as of 21 August 2005, they are deemed to have resigned
      their respective posts:

      Daniel Fowler, Maine USA
      Günter Van Cauwenbergh, Belgium EU
      Karess Rhodes, Australia

      It is also noted that HIM Dale chose not to comply with said (his
      own) ordinance.

      On July 7 2005, Dallas Vinson of Alabama USA resigned his post as a
      Member of Parliament and as Minister of Tourism and Community
      Services for personal reasons.

      On July 16 2005, Jon Matlick resigned as Lord Protector and member of
      the Privy Council.  In addition on the same date, Joseph Grande
      resigned as Royal Publisher and member of the Privy Council.  Both
      resigned in protest to HIM Dale's flagrant violations of his
      agreements and covenants with the government of the GLK and the Privy

      Your continued support is greatly appreciated.

      Enrique Pérez
      Prime Minister
      Gay & Lesbian Kingdom
      Unified Gay Tribe

      The GLK Gayzette© is the official publication of the Government of
      the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom, and is usually published on the 25th day
      of each month, or at other times when necessary, by the Office of the
      Department of Gay Internal Affairs within the Ministry of Information
      of the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom.

      We suggest interested parties join the GLK Yahoo Group at,
      http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gaykingdom/. As a member of this group,
      you will automatically receive the GLK Gayzette every month when
      published. In addition, the group contains back issues of the GLK
      Gayzette as well as other files of importance to the Kingdom.
      Comments, suggestions, and recommendations should be addressed to

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