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RE: [Friends of Deer] more "joy" of "hunting

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  • Pat Scala
    I believe the deer are becoming victims of pollution which is causing a number of genetic abnormalities. Glad to hear the goon ate the deer, maybe he will
    Message 1 of 2 , Dec 14, 2006
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      I believe the deer are becoming victims of pollution which is causing a
      number of genetic abnormalities. Glad to hear the goon ate the deer, maybe
      he will sprout horns.







      -----Original Message-----
      From: friendsofdeer@yahoogroups.com [mailto:friendsofdeer@yahoogroups.com]
      On Behalf Of Imp Ster
      Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:03 AM
      To: friendsofdeer@yahoogroups.com
      Subject: [Friends of Deer] more "joy" of "hunting



      k, 1st lets put this on right:

      the buck "ran under the truck and got hit."

      o tay.
      raht cher.
      100% redneck so far.

      then, the buck had extra appendages and obvious genital
      abnormalities, it even goes so far as to "creep out" the "hunter"
      who "bagged" it with his "truck", but it was still "tasty".

      i said it before and i'll keep saying it:
      these people are sub human.
      perhaps Mad Deer disease, like the Prescott Bush bloodline, is some
      form of Nature's Revenge upon the swarming killer apes.
      so eat up, bueys, indeterminate gonads and flapping appendages and
      all, as yer vile Scrip-chure Sez, its God's Gift To The Mindless
      Glutton!

      ...

      Wisconsin hunter bags deer with 7 legs

      FOND DU LAC, Wis. - Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most
      unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young
      buck had nub antlers - and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both
      male and female reproductive organs. "It was definitely a freak of
      nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."

      He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the
      driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit.

      When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch
      appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller
      appendage growing from one of the front legs.

      "It's a pretty weird deer," he said, describing the extra legs as
      resembling "crab pinchers."

      "It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it," he said, but
      he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional,
      before the deer was hit.

      Warden Doug Bilgo of the state Department of Natural Resources came
      to Lisko's property near Mud Lake in the town of Osceola to tag the
      deer.

      "I have never seen anything like that in all the years that I've been
      working as a game warden and being a hunter myself," Bilgo said. "It
      wasn't anything grotesque or ugly or anything. It was just unusual
      that it would have those little appendages growing out like that."

      Bilgo took photos and sent information on the animal to DNR wildlife
      managers.

      John Hoffman of Eden Meat Market skinned the deer for Lisko, who
      wasn't going to waste the venison from the animal.

      "And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."

      ___

      Information from: The Reporter, http://www.fdlrepor
      <http://www.fdlreporter.com> ter.com

      ...

      &, lest ye think i be a mad liar, heres the original URL:
      http://news.
      <http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061214/ap_on_fe_st/seven_legged_deer>
      yahoo.com/s/ap/20061214/ap_on_fe_st/seven_legged_deer

      no need to labor to make this stuff up -
      the Neck That Is Red does all the work for me.

      ...





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