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  • Pat Scala
    Imp Ster, I am saddened to hear that you ve been the target of utter stupidity and hate. What is going to happen to Becky? I do look forward to when you are
    Message 1 of 2 , Jul 30, 2004
      Imp Ster,

      I am saddened to hear that you've been the target of utter stupidity and
      hate. What is going to happen to Becky? I do look forward to when you
      are back on line. We've been corresponding for quite some time, you and
      I. Don't forget to register to vote for the upcoming presidential.
      Good Luck and hurry back soon.


      -----Original Message-----
      From: Imp Ster [mailto:iimpster@...]
      Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 5:18 AM
      To: Goat_Friends@yahoogroups.com
      Subject: [Goat_Friends] Goat Friends Update: Holly Hill to be sold

      well, didnt i know deep in my heart that this time would come.

      never mind the "poor white trash" next door deliberately and proudly
      loosing his filthy, agressive and unlicensed dohgs of whore to
      terrorise the local deer and children, or his continual vandalising
      and thieving and slandering which the "law enforcement" made haste to
      ignore... after all, that sort of thing is what poor white trash does
      for, living here in the heart of the Redneck Nation, one learns to
      accept such malicious and depraved things, as a queer sort of "status

      and never mind that the Prince William Co Zoning Commission seemed
      more interested in enforcing the "in-operable vehicle" statute upon
      my few junkers hidden far out of public view beyond the underbrush,
      in favor of ignoring said "poor white trash's" obvious and several
      ruins and wrecks blighting the public eye as seen from the immediate

      and never mind that said "poor white trash" carries on a commercial
      enterprise ("Affordable Painting", as listed in the internet
      directory) unlawfully in a residential area, which somehow continualy
      escapes the Prince William County's Zoning's "impartial" scrutiny,
      but somehow the Zoning takes royal exception to my good friend Wm
      Goat living quietly and peacefully on the edge of the deep woods and
      bothering no one except that bedamned poor white trash, and which
      Zoning Com demands his (Wm's) forthcoming removal as a common
      (verboten) "farm animal" kept in said "residential area"

      (and never mind that the said "Affordable Painting" commercial
      enterprise operating unlawfully in this residential area, generates
      more noise and garbage including remnant paint spillage and other
      scrap and traffic and unpleasant visual interference, more noise and
      material pollution than 20 goats could ever accomplish.)

      no, never mind any of this.

      for indeed i have become weary beyond measure of the small-minded and
      litigation-loving cretins that overwhelmingly inhabit this blight
      upon the continent known as No Virgin.

      so i abdicate my throne of Holly Hill, not without a few whimpers,
      but also with a sigh of impending relief...
      for i know of far sweeter lands to the west, where the air does not
      reek of the imbecilic lies emanating from Pennsylvania Ave, and a few
      true humans still reign, and the common poor white trash Redneck is
      but a Minority Report.

      so my Goat Friends, i wish to thank you all for your interest over
      the years, and to also assure you that this Group will remain and
      also that this goatly imp will keep reporting and ranting and even
      raving when raving is due.

      (btw, dont bother posting well-meaning rants about "fighting the
      Zoning", etc... i have neither the emotional or financial resources
      to engage in a pissing contest with said skunk.
      if this is how it is here in the land of the Least Evolved, i want no
      part of it.)

      and now you know why i have retained the Utah title to my ancient
      buss and furthermore have maintained it's basic mechanical components
      in operating condition at great and dear cost.
      for i knew in my soul that the day would come that i reached the
      bottom of this barrel of redneck monkeys.

      so look for me again someday upon the shores of that Great Salt Lake.

      and as for this place, i will soon shake its dust off my sandals and
      not look back.

      [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
    • Imp Ster
      hi Pat, (and all ye FoD faithful!) - thanks for your kind and gracious note of concern. yes it is hard to face leaving my ancestral home after all these
      Message 2 of 2 , Jul 30, 2004
        hi Pat, (and all ye FoD faithful!) -
        thanks for your kind and gracious note of concern.

        yes it is hard to face leaving my "ancestral" home after all these
        years spent here - i have watched Bekky raise so many fawns now that
        its hard to count - easily 10 fawns over the years even tho many
        didnt make it - but i still get semi-regular visits from her older
        children, 2 doelings and 2 buklings who recognise me and actualy come
        out of the woods towards me if i am offering goodies...
        yes it will be difficult to deal with leaving them behind, as i know
        this section of woods is on the chopping block, never mind the
        sadistic poachers and "sharpshooters" crawling out from under their
        evil rocks on occasion - and my perennial poverty allows no mad
        schemes such as relocating them to a safer patch of woods, or a deer-
        dedicated refuge somewhere..

        but dont worry about my internet presence.
        i am quite the virtual troll these days it seems - indeed a major
        part of my own "mad scheme" is to set up my CPU in the buss, with a
        few webcams looking over my shoulder as i drive, and offer visitors
        to my web complex a rolling webcast of my itinerant travels, with my
        usual sardonic and witty commentary enlivening the proceedings, and
        also featuring samples of my original music (digitised into online
        archives but also performed on occasion live in various attractive
        venues along the "way")... i believe its called "busking".
        who knows, i may be the first to offer a virtual busking buss haha.
        such are the mad plans of da imp in winter.

        however if Fortune favors me in such an endeavor, i may yet decipher
        a way to bring Bekky and her small herd into a new "promised land".
        i made that same promise to the original Mogget Goat long ago; sadly
        never realised, but in later years i was able to bring other goats
        along on my wild west jaunts and they sure enjoyed it!
        now i only have this one Wm Goat, a flatlander from his get-go, who
        has never seen the imposing mountains or the deep valleys or the high
        and lonely places, indeed he has hardly even seen any other goats
        besides his nanny and that was long ago.
        so we are bound for the Black Hills as a conditional
        preliminary "Destination", where Wm can see other goats both domestic
        and wild, as well as sundry bighorns and hosses, lammas etc.
        maybe let him experience the joys of actual packing.

        be assured you will find regular updates coming exclusively to FoD!


        --- In friendsofdeer@yahoogroups.com, "Pat Scala" <patscala@e...>
        > Imp Ster,
        What is going to happen to Becky?

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