[diary of a madman on medications] I Love My Mother to Death !
- President Of The United STUDS <downonthebrick@...> wrote:
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,President of the United STUDS
] I Love My Mother to Death !
Countless were the times I stood and watched my Mother pull her hair
out by the roots and scream over and over and over:
"I'm calling the Men in the White Coats!
I'm calling the Men in the White Coats!"...
until such a time as I would agree to go to
McLean Baptist Church services with her in Memphis, TN
I always eventually gave in at what seemed to be the appropriate time
for me, as I did not know exactly WHO the men in the white coats
WERE and I was not about to take ANY chances then.
Had I known THEN what I know NOW, I would have happily awaited the
arrival of the Men in The White Coats to
take me away
to the funny farm
where life is pleasant and oh so gentle...
Don't get me wrong..
I love my Mother to death.
(don't we all?)
ThankYouLord for the good grass.
GOD gifted us with the ability to dream AND to make our dreams come
Each and every time that a butterfly flutters it's wings in ONE part
of the Universe, a huRRicane occuRRs in another, or Cybill SHEPHERD
gets laid (again) or My Mother FARTS !!!
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