Burning Porcupine announcement!
- Burning Porcupine Festival: July 14th-25th 2008
12 Days of Freedom: What happens in Grafton stays in Grafton
See Freestaters at their Wildest!
Anarchic campout in the Free Town, Grafton NH.
There will be drinking, burning things, sitting around
BSing, bands, toilets and showers in the woods,
talking about the revolution, and of course a giant
burning rodent. It'll be one Big Party. Lloyd will do
his famous naked fire dance. Tim Condon will appear
in a gorilla suit to do a circle of liberty, poetry reading,
lead a Scrabble tournament, preside over readings of patriotic
documents, MC a magic show, and help produce a
libertarian play. A skydiving Wookie is on the schedule.
Warm-weather jello wrestling, too. Get your nails done by
illegal nail buffers: A mass, unlicensed Buff-In. Sumo-wrestling
to settle any endless debates, with a noisemeter from the crowd
to arbitrate. Shooting and golf - with extra points for shooting golf
balls out of the air. Libertarian karaoke - with a full spray firehose if
you're really bad (instead of "get the hook" aka the Gong Show).
Logging competition. Burning Porcupine movie-making contest.
Poker tournament with ounces of silver. Fireworks illegal in
most states. An IED exhibition. A burning of William, a mini-
Porcupine. An FSP Roast - a few minutes for each freestater notable
(submit your nominations for people to be roasted) - cardboard
cutouts for roasting those in absentia. Live video from the event.
Nightly UN flag burning.
Start planning now, Freedom Lovers. It's never too early. And
remember: What happens in Grafton stays in Grafton.
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