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  • Phlip
    Extremists: To the tune of California Uber Alles by the Dead Kennedys. (And dedicated to everyone lacking the balls to post questions about XP to the XP
    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 2, 2003
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      Extremists:

      To the tune of "California Uber Alles" by the Dead Kennedys.

      (And dedicated to everyone lacking the balls to post questions about
      XP to the XP newsgroup...)

      (with a steady march beat..)

      I am Phlip, and I'm here to say
      Your regime will change today.
      Your every edit.. you.. will.. test.

      Only work 8 hours a day.
      Make the corporations pay.
      Users tell you what to do.
      And your pair will like it too!

      Agility-ya, Uber Alles
      Agility-ya, Uber Alles
      Uber Alles, Agility-ya
      Uber Alles, Agility-ya

      Design is dead long live design.
      Merciless refactoring.
      You will never own your code.
      Frequently changing your mode.

      Close your eyes can't happen here:
      Extreme consultants drawing near!
      Analysis will come back you say?
      Test & code or you will pay.
      Test & code or you will pay!

      Agility-ya, Uber Alles
      Agility-ya, Uber Alles
      Uber Alles, Agility-ya
      Uber Alles, Agility-ya

      (slowly)

      Now it's two thou-zand and four.
      Knock knock at your front door.
      The Agile Alliance's Secret Police
      Bringing snacks that you must eat!

      Worshipping simplicity.
      Bow before the Great Yagni.
      You can code up more tomorrow
      Send a release from your white tower!

      Can't analyze you go to fast;
      All you need is "All Tests Passed"!
      You'l be sacked you little schlep
      When you mess with Dictator Beck.
      When you mess with Dictator Beck!

      Agility-ya, Uber Alles
      Agility-ya, Uber Alles
      Uber Alles, Agility-ya
      Uber Alles, Agility-ya

      --
      Phlip
      http://www.greencheese.org/EvolutionaryPsychology
      -- Friends don't let friends use Closed Source software --
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