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  • Manuel Klimek
    ... Argh! How much do you charge for deleting this post from my memory? You re really a master of applying vinegar-less-ness! I bow to you! I crave to follow
    Message 1 of 28 , Feb 26, 2008
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      > Betcha you're sorry you asked...

      Argh! How much do you charge for deleting this post from my memory?

      You're really a master of applying vinegar-less-ness! I bow to you! I
      crave to follow in your footsteps!

      /Manuel

      On Tue, Feb 26, 2008 at 8:41 AM, Michael Hill <mike@...> wrote:
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      > Manuel Klimek wrote:
      > >
      > > *Sigh*... Initiating something like this 4 weeks before I leave the
      > > company will be hard. I wonder how consultants address this issue:
      > > planting impact without being there later to water it and watch it
      > > grow...
      > >
      > > Cheers,
      > > /Manuel
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      > As a consultant, I usually address this issue by offering sexual favors
      > to the person I'm trying to impact. It doesn't work very well at first,
      > but then I let the pressure build for a few days, you know, wink-wink
      > and little kissy faces, like that. I then offer to *revoke* the
      > privilege of receiving sexual favors from me if they just do what I
      > want. That offer usually gets them right in line.
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      > Grandma said you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but she
      > never spoke to the question of how many flies you can catch by offering
      > them vinegar-less-ness.
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      > Betcha you're sorry you asked...
      > Hill
      > <mike@...>
      > Check out our courses on practices:
      > <http://www.industriallogic.com/elearning>
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