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Re: the bright side :)

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  • kanwal
    Voice Mail of God is simply a piece of art.I enjoyed reading it and went into introspection. kanwal ... From: Yana Youhana To:
    Message 1 of 2 , Dec 3, 1999
      Voice Mail of God is simply a piece of art.I enjoyed reading it and went
      into introspection.
      kanwal
      ----- Original Message -----
      From: Yana Youhana <yana_youhana@...>
      To: <existlist@onelist.com>
      Sent: Friday, December 03, 1999 3:18 AM
      Subject: [existlist] the bright side :)


      > From: "Yana Youhana" <yana_youhana@...>
      >
      > Hello ALL,
      >
      > We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
      modern
      > life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install voicemail?
      > Imagine praying and hearing this:
      >
      > Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the
      following
      > options:
      > Say "1" for Requests
      > Say "2" for Miracles
      > Say "3" for Complaints
      > Say "4" for All Other Inquiries.
      >
      > What if God used this familiar excuse: "I'm sorry, all of our angels are
      > busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to
      > us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on
      you
      > knees." If you would like to pray to:
      >
      > Gabriel, Say "1"
      > For Michael, Say "2"
      > For a directory of other Angels, Say "3"
      > If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you wait, please
      Say
      > "4". If you've heard enough, Say "When".
      >
      > To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Say "5", recite
      his
      > or her Social Security number, then say "pound". (If you get a negative
      > response, try saying "666" for the "other" directory.)
      >
      > For reservations at "My Father's House" please say "J-O-H-N," followed by
      > "3-1-6".
      >
      > For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and
      > where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
      >
      > Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please stand
      up
      > and try again tomorrow.
      > This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
      Please
      > pray again Monday, after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when
      this
      > office is closed, contact your local pastor. Thank you for praying. We
      look
      > forward to your arrival soon!!!
      >
      > > From The Exist List...
      > http://userzweb.lightspeed.net/~tameri
      >
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