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    Best Interview You Ever Read *Click to subscribe : Mr. Desi* JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY. One
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      Best Interview You Ever Read

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      JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY. One of the best interviews.

      Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

      Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from
      BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

      Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never
      heard of this college before!

      Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission
      into it . What happened is � due to cricket world cup I scored badly! In
      12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I
      prefer to call him �baap�) � �I can not invest so much of money�.(The baap
      actually said � �I will never waste so much of money on you�). So I had to
      join this college. Frankly speaking this name � BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can
      at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

      Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your

      Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know,
      these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is
      difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I
      took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

      Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

      Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to
      keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really
      affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.

      Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

      Candidate: No, no� I am talking about Exams!!

      Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

      Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I
      would complete it. In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for
      a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.

      Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?

      Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing �lower� education itself
      was so much of pain!!

      Interviewer: Let�s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you

      Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current
      platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As
      you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri
      are the places in Mumbai)

      Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

      Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German,
      French, Russian and many other languages.

      Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

      Candidate: It is a common sense � C comes after B. So VC is a higher
      version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language

      Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

      Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language
      our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

      Interviewer: What is your general project experience?

      Candidate: My general experience about projects is � most of the times they
      are in pipeline!

      Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

      Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech Ltd. Since
      joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench
      was another software like Windows.

      Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?

      Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn�t be difficult. I know Word and
      Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call
      and use speaker facility. And very important � I know few words like �
      �Showstoppers � ,
      �hotfixes�,'SEI-CMM�,'quality�,'versioncontrol�,'deadlines� , �Customer
      Satisfaction� etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

      Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

      Candidate:.. Read

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