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[el-shella] only in America

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  • Kandil
    ... *********************************************************************** Amr A. Kandil Safety Control Engineering University of Wuppertal Gausstr. 20
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 9, 1998
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      >Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
      > >ambulance...
      > >
      > >Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
      > >skating rink...
      > >
      > >Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry,
      > >and a diet coke...
      > >
      > >Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
      > >pens to the counters...
      > >
      > >Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
      > >driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
      > >
      > >Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and
      > >then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
      > >want to talk to in the first place...
      > >
      > >Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
      > >packages of eight...
      > >
      > >Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the
      > >process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
      > >"blood-sucking creatures"...
      > >

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      Amr A. Kandil
      Safety Control Engineering
      University of Wuppertal
      Gausstr. 20
      D-42097 Wuppertal
      Germany
      eMail: kandil@...
      faX : +49-202-439-2901
      phone: +49-202-439-2334
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