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    Yeah age 20 is the age when all hell breaks loose! = ) ... field ... for ... the ... people, ... have ... the ... tricks ... in
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      Yeah age 20 is the age when all hell breaks loose! = )

      --- In dreams@yahoogroups.com, "grace esty wakefield"
      <graceesty@y...> wrote:
      > Explanation of Life
      > On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to
      > with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
      > and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of
      > sixty years."
      > The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live
      > sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other
      > forty."
      > And God agreed.
      > On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by
      > door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I
      > will give you a life span of twenty years."
      > The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and
      > I'll give back the other ten."
      > So God agreed (sigh).
      > On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
      > do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life
      > span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
      > don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
      > okay?"
      > And God agreed again.
      > On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
      > sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty
      > years."
      > Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll
      > take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave
      > back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
      > "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
      > So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have
      > sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in
      > sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey
      > to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit
      > front of the house and bark at everybody
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