Re: its very simple
- Yeah age 20 is the age when all hell breaks loose! = )
--- In firstname.lastname@example.org, "grace esty wakefield"
> Explanation of Life
> On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to
> with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calvesfor
> and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of
> sixty years."
> The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live
> sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the otherthe
> And God agreed.
> On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by
> door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. Ipeople,
> will give you a life span of twenty years."
> The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and
> I'll give back the other ten."
> So God agreed (sigh).
> On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
> do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year lifehave
> span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
> don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
> And God agreed again.
> On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
> sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twentythe
> Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll
> take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave
> back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
> "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
> So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have
> sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in
> sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkeytricks
> to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sitin
> front of the house and bark at everybody