Overall Rating: 7.7 This episode feels
a bit out of place when sandwiched between the heady events of "The Body/Forever
and "Tough Love/Spiral/The Weight of the World/The Gift" (all six of which are
feature-worthy episodes)...now isn't the time for awkward humor or BuffyBots.
Plot Synopsis: Three
plots going on at once in this episode - the explanation can be found at
BuffyGuide.com (
here).
The
Skinny: I have three main problems with this episode.
- The campfire confession storyline with the first slayer image was drawn
out way too long. They did this to make a short plot point fit an entire
episode's timeline, but the back and forth cutaways just detracted from that
part of the story. "Death is your gift" should have been a much bigger shocker
than it was.
- The humor...while real...feels out of place. There are funny moments in
the highlights, but, to be honest, I would have been much happier with this
side plot earlier in the season when humor would have fit the theme of the
moment better. Right now, Glory is closing the noose around the
Slayerettes...this should be all heart-pounding suspense and action...not
goofy robot jokes.
- I fail to see how Buffy's friends couldn't tell the difference between
Buffy and the bot...especially because Buffy was instantly able to recognize
the similarities between the BuffyBot and Jonathan's fake girlfriend. Their
angst just feels like filler to waste time until we get to the main events of
the episode.
I'm not saying this was a bad episode...I just feel
that the chuckles were a bit cheap and the emotional impact of Buffy getting the
answer she needs to save the day and not liking it one bit was lost in the
annoying back and forth stuff. The plot accomplishes several key things for the
overall arc of fifth season and is entertaining enough to keep the scores
reasonable...but otherwise, this is a forgettable effort.
Writing: 7.0 There are elements in this
story that are done very well...and pieces that could have been left out or
improved.
Acting: 8.0
James Marsters was outstanding this week and SMG was above her usual
par. There just wasn't a ton any of the performers could do to stand out that
much.
Message: 8.0 If
you're very sharp, you might understand what Buffy's guide means about death
being the slayer's gift and about her only risk of losing her capacity to love
being shying away from the sacrifices that love entails. For that..and for
Spike's demonstration of real affections for Buffy, this episode gets a lot of
credit. The season finale will drive home both messages much more clearly, but
they're nice to see being built, all the same.
Highlights: BUFFY: I was just thinking
I could...ease off a bit...not get into full slay mode for a while. You
know...until things blow over.
GILES: But you've come so far...mastered so
much. Your strength and resiliency alone...
BUFFY:
Yeah...strength...resiliency. Those are all words for hardness. I don't know,
Giles...the slaying...I don't like what it's doing to me.
GILES: What is it
doing to you?
BUFFY: Well look at everything that's happened. Riley left
because I was shut down...I was terrible to Dawn. I'm starting to feel like
slaying is...turning me into stone.
GILES: Turning you into stone? Buffy, at
a time like this, you're bound to be a little numb.
BUFFY: Before...Riley's
gone...my Mom's gone...and I loved her more than anything. And I'm just not sure
she really knew.
GILES: Oh she knew, Buffy...always.
BUFFY: I don't
know. Slaying demons...to kill...you have to be hard on the inside. I can feel
it already. I have trouble even saying the words!
BUFFY: Supplies? I was
wondering about that...food, water...maybe a compass?
GILES: Well no. A
book, a gourd, and a bundle of sticks.
BUFFY: I don't think I'll be that
hungry.
GILES: They're for me. You see...the sacred place is a guarded
secret. I can't take you there myself. I ahve to perform a ritual to transfer my
guardianship of you temporarily to a guide.
BUFFY: I guide...but no food or
water. So, what...this guide leads me to the sacred place and then a week later
he leads you to my bleached bones?
GILES: Buffy, please. It takes more than
a week to bleach bones. (LOL!)
BUFFY: So how does the ritual start?
GILES: I have to jump out of the circle...then jump back in
again...then...shake my gourd.
BUFFY: Oh, I know this one! Yes, the ancient
shaman of the Navajo tribe used to do the Hokey Pokey and turn themselves
around. (heh!)
XANDER: Where's Dawn?
WILLOW: She's in the
bedroom...she fell asleep.
XANDER: Good.
TARA: What's wrong, Xander?
XANDER: Buffy's gone
insane!
WILLOW: Insane? What did she do?
XANDER: Brace yourselves...you're not
gonna believe this.
TARA: Everyone...before we jump all over her, let's
remember that people do strange things when someone they love dies. When my
mother died, I did all kinds of things I'm not proud of.
ANYA: Buffy's
boinking Spike.
WILLOW: O...oh. (LOL!) Grief can be powerful...she's
obviously going through a tough time.
TARA: What are you kidding? She's
nuts! (bhahahahahaaaa!!!)
BUFFY:
I know you. You're the first slayer.
GUIDE: This is just a form. I'm the
guide.
BUFFY: I have a few questions. About being a slayer. What about love?
Not just boyfriend love...
GUIDE: You think you're losing your ability to
love.
BUFFY: I-I didn't say that. Yes.
GUIDE: You fear that being the
slayer means losing your ability to love.
BUFFY: Does it?
GUIDE: You are
full of love. You love with all of your soul. It's brighter than the fire.
That's why you pull away from it.
BUFFY: I'm full of love? I'm not losing
it?
GUIDE: Only if you reject it. Love is pain. And the slayer forges
strength from pain. Love...give...forgive. It is your nature. Love will bring
you to your gift.
WILLOW: This thing with Spike...it isn't true is it?
You didn't...sleep with Spike?
BUFFYBOT: No. I had sex with Spike. I'm sorry
if that bothers you. You're my best friend.
WILLOW: I am your best
friend...and I always will be. No matter what you do. I'm just trying to figure
out why this happened. And I think that...with all that's happened...with your
Mom...all of us have been acting kind of weak and nervous. And Spike was the
only one not like that. So many...just this one time...
BUFFYBOT: It wasn't
one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I can make sketches!
WILLOW:
No! Buffy...there's something
seriously wrong here! I mean...OK...you've been with a vampire before...but that
was different. Angel had a soul.
BUFFYBOT: Angel's lame. His hair goes
straight up and he's bloody stupid. (ROTFL!)
BUFFY: I'm sorry...I'm
just...a little confused. I'm full of love...which is nice. And love will lead
me to my gift?
GUIDE: Yes.
BUFFY: I'm getting a gift? Or do you mean
that I have a gift to someone else?
GUIDE: Death is your gift.
BUFFY:
Death...
GUIDE: ...is your gift.
BUFFY: OK...no! Death is not a gift. My
mother just died, OK. I know this. If I have to kill demons because it makes the
world a better place...then I kill demons. But it is not a gift to anyone.
GUIDE: Your question has been answered.
GLORY: What the hell is that
and why is its' hair that color?
JINX: Your magnificent one...we believe him
to be...the key!
GLORY: Really! That's fantabulous! And impossible. Because
you see...the key has to be pure. This...is a vampire. Lesson number
one...vampires equal impure.
SPIKE: You're damned right I'm impure. I'm as
impure as the driven yellow snow. (LOL!!)
SPIKE: OK...here's the thing.
The key...he's that guy...the one on the TV?
GLORY: The key...on television?
SPIKE: He's that guy...you know...the one on that prize show...where people
guess what stuff costs?
JINX: The Price is Right.
DEMON: Bob Barker!
JINX: We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp, beaten body
of Bob Barker!
GLORY: The key is NOT Bob Barker you scabby morons! The
key...is new to this world. And Bob Barker is as old as grit. (LOL!) The
vampire...is lying to me.
SPIKE: (chuckling) Yeah...but it was fun! And
here's the thing, bitch; I'm not going to tell you anything. You're never gonna
get your sodding key, and do you know why? You may be a God, but in our world,
you're a tap-dancing idiot!
GLORY: I am a God.
SPIKE: The God of what?
Poorly hung paintings?
GLORY: Shut up! I command you, shut up!
SPIKE:
Yeah...sure thing, you're majesty. Mark my words - the Slayer is going to kick
your sorry, overdressed lopsided ass (and Glory looks at her ass...LOL) back to
whatever pathetic little dimension would take a cheap, whorish, empty-headed
little bitch like you! (awesome!!)
BUFFY: Why did you let that Glory
hurt you?
SPIKE: Because...she wanted to know who the key was.
BUFFY:
Well, I can tell her, and then...
SPIKE: NO! You can't...ever!
BUFFY:
Why?
SPIKE: Because...if Glory found out, she'd kill her. If that happened,
Buffy...the other...not so pleasant one...it'd destroy her. I couldn't live if
she was in that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first...nearly bloody did.
Glory never finds out...understood?
BUFFY: (kisses Spike gently on the
lips...he realizes it's not his robot)
SPIKE: And my robot?
BUFFY: The
robot is gone. The robot was gross and obscene.
SPIKE: It wasn't supposed
to...
BUFFY: Don't! It wasn't even real! (she turns to leave, but pauses)
What you did...for me and Dawn...that was real. I won't forget it.