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  • william campbell
    Hi Folks: I don t generally like to do this but many of the oneliners below were just too good to keep to myself. Delete or enjoy, as you wish. Cheers Bill My
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      Hi Folks:

      I don't generally like to do this but many of the oneliners below were
      just too good to keep to myself.

      Delete or enjoy, as you wish.

      Cheers

      Bill


      My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal?

      My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.

      My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

      Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

      My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.

      How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?!

      I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap ...

      I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.

      I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?

      If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help ...

      Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!

      A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

      A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.

      A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.

      After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

      Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like it.

      Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.

      Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

      Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease but I love it.

      Genealogists are time unravelers.

      Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide ... I seek!

      Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

      "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.

      A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.

      I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.

      I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!

      I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.

      I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.

      Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.

      Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.

      Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

      It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a
      thief.

      Many a family tree needs pruning.

      Shh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears.

      Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!

      That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!

      I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.

      Genealogists live in the past lane.

      Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!

      Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree

      Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!

      Always willing to share my ignorance ...

      Documentation ...The hardest part of genealogy.

      Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

      Genealogy ... will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

      That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards

      I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist!

      --
      William A. Campbell
      Calgary, Alberta, Canada


      http://www.afhs.ab.ca
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