- K Maitland.Seeing you put your message to me on the whole distribution list, I have placed my answer on the same.Why did I send this to AFHS? Because this is where it came from to me or it wouldn't have been returned there. Although I hadn't realized this until after I had returned it. I was just trying to eliminate a series of junk mail, and I don't why the original missive was on the distribution list.My questions to K. Maitland:Why did you double click you message? Wanted to impress?Why did you send your message to the whole distribution list? Wanted to impress?MAITLAND wrote: (for reason's I don't know)----- Original Message -----From: Keith MaitlandSent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 12:33 AMSubject: Re: UnsubscribeWhy are you sending this to the dist-gen list ??
Amos wrote:----- Original Message -----From: Margo and Keith DebertTo: The DebertsSent: Sunday, August 24, 2003 1:56 PMSubject: Fw: On Mothers, this one's great...----- Original Message -----Out of the mouths of babes>Words of childrenFrom: Juanita DebertTo: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 12:13 PMSubject: On Mothers, this one's great...
>The following are different answers given by school-age
>children to the given question:
>Why did God make mothers?
>1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
>2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
>3.-Mostly to clean the house.
>4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born.
>How did God make mothers?
>1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
>2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
>3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used
>Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
>1.- We're related.
>2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
>What ingredients are mothers made of?
>1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
>nice in the world and one dab of mean.
>2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly
>use string. I think.
>What kind of little girl was your mom?
>1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
>2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
>3.- They say she used to be nice.
>How did your mom meet your dad?
>1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
>What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
>1.- His last name.
>2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
>drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to
>drugs and YES to chores.
>Why did your mom marry your dad?
>1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
>2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.
>3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
>What makes a real woman?
>1. It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy. (does
>anyone know who to do this exactly!!!) I have never figured it out
>Who's the boss at your house?
>1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a
>2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under
>3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than
>What's the difference between moms and dads?
>1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at
>2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
>3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power
>'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your
>What does your mom do in her spare time?
>1.- Mothers don't do spare time.
>2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
>What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
>1.- About 30 years.
>2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms
>don't even have bread on them!
>Describe the world's greatest mom?
>1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!