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  • Margo and Keith Debert
    ... From: Juanita Debert To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 12:13 PM Subject: On Mothers, this one s great... Out of the mouths of babes
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      Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 12:13 PM
      Subject: On Mothers, this one's great...

      Out of the mouths of babes 

      >Words of children
      >
      >The following are different answers given by school-age
      >children to the given question:
      >
      >Why did God make mothers?
      >
      >1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
      >2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
      >3.-Mostly to clean the house.
      >4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born.
      >
      >How did God make mothers?
      >
      >1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
      >2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
      >3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used
      >bigger parts.
      >
      >Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
      >1.- We're related.
      >2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
      >me
      >
      >What ingredients are mothers made of?
      >
      >1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
      >nice in the world and one dab of mean.
      >2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly
      >use string. I think.
      >
      >What kind of little girl was your mom?
      >
      >1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
      >2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
      >pretty bossy.
      >3.- They say she used to be nice.
      >
      >How did your mom meet your dad?
      >1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
      >
      >What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
      >1.- His last name.
      >2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
      >drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to
      >drugs and YES to chores.
      >
      >Why did your mom marry your dad?
      >1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
      >lot.
      >2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.
      >3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
      >
      >What makes a real woman?
      >1. It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy. (does
      >anyone know who to do this exactly!!!) I have never figured it out
      >myself.
      >
      >Who's the boss at your house?
      >1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a
      >goofball.
      >2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under
      >the bed.
      >3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than
      >dad.
      >
      >What's the difference between moms and dads?
      >1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at
      >work.
      >2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
      >3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power
      >'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your
      >friend's.
      >
      >What does your mom do in her spare time?
      >1.- Mothers don't do spare time.
      >2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
      >
      >What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
      >1.- About 30 years.
      >2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms
      >don't even have bread on them!
      >
      >Describe the world's greatest mom?
      >1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
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