Fw: On Mothers, this one's great...
- ----- Original Message -----From: Juanita DebertSent: Friday, August 22, 2003 12:13 PMSubject: On Mothers, this one's great...>Words of children>>The following are different answers given by school-age>children to the given question:>>Why did God make mothers?>>1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.>2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.>3.-Mostly to clean the house.>4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born.>>How did God make mothers?>>1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.>2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.>3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used>bigger parts.>>Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?>1.- We're related.>2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like>me>>What ingredients are mothers made of?>>1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything>nice in the world and one dab of mean.>2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly>use string. I think.>>What kind of little girl was your mom?>>1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.>2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be>pretty bossy.>3.- They say she used to be nice.>>How did your mom meet your dad?>1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.>>What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?>1.- His last name.>2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get>drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to>drugs and YES to chores.>>Why did your mom marry your dad?>1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a>lot.>2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.>3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.>>What makes a real woman?>1. It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy. (does>anyone know who to do this exactly!!!) I have never figured it out>myself.>>Who's the boss at your house?>1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a>goofball.>2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under>the bed.>3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than>dad.>>What's the difference between moms and dads?>1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at>work.>2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.>3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power>'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your>friend's.>>What does your mom do in her spare time?>1.- Mothers don't do spare time.>2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.>>What's the difference between moms and grandmas?>1.- About 30 years.>2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms>don't even have bread on them!>>Describe the world's greatest mom?>1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
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