- Discovery Of The Heaviest Element Yet Known To Science
The Whitehouse research department has recently announced the
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has
tentatively named "Administratium."
Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
particles are held together by a force called morons, which are
by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay but
undergoes a reorganization.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time,
reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
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