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    Discovery Of The Heaviest Element Yet Known To Science The Whitehouse research department has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 8, 2002
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      Discovery Of The Heaviest Element Yet Known To Science

      The Whitehouse research department has recently announced the
      discovery of
      the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has
      been
      tentatively named "Administratium."

      Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
      neutrons, and
      111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
      These 312
      particles are held together by a force called morons, which are
      surrounded
      by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

      Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
      can be
      detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
      contact. A
      minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
      four days
      to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
      Administratium
      has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay but
      instead
      undergoes a reorganization.

      In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time,
      since each
      reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming
      isodopes. This
      characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
      speculate that
      Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity
      in
      concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
      "Critical
      Morass."

      You will know it when you see it...
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