The other day, Public Enemy #1 struck our area.
A Senior ( Age 73 ) went "Bat Guana" with a HANDGUN (#1)
and killed 5 people.
Then, Public Enemy #2. Several Pastors held a Memorial
Service in the area's largest Church. They called it
Healing my ***! Since the area depends heavily on Winter
Visitors, and MOST have flown back North, Church "headcount"
is down. A HEALING in a true sence, is more Give in the
Pastor: "Show ah Jesus how much you ah LOVE Him by
giving in the LOVE Offering! Ooooooh... "
Choir: "THE COLLECTION PLATE
the collection plate
We all wanna give in
the COLLECTION PLATE!"
Pastor: "Oh... on your way out, there are FREE
Bibles in the back of Church!
However... an OFFERING ( minimum $25 )
( or, Ushers Moose & Rocco will follow you home...
get my meaning )
Christians... Cheap Opportunists To the Fullest!