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  • John Ryzek
    St Paul s Episcopal Church, on 16th Street, in wonderful Yuma, Arizona advertises; FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN DETAILS INSIDE St Paul s is an artsie fartsie Church
    Message 1 of 2 , Mar 23, 2011
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      St Paul's Episcopal Church, on 16th Street, in wonderful Yuma, Arizona
      advertises;
      FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN
      DETAILS INSIDE

      St Paul's is an "artsie fartsie" Church packed with Doctors, Lawyers
      and, Indian Chiefs.

      Supposed a 30 year old lawyer who had been sodomizing sheep decided to
      repent and join St. Pauls. He lives to 80. Thats 50 years of going
      to Church before he gets this FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN.

      But... he has to give into the collection plate for those 50 years.
      That's FREE ? Also, there's a generous donation to the Building Fund
      ( better do that if you expect to get clients from the Congregation )
      and other such funds. THAT'S FREE ??????????????

      Sounds to me that their advertising is a SCAM ( despite there is NO
      HEAVEN ).
    • Johnny Hawkins
      Who said he has to give to the collection plate? They may charge for unnecessary punctuation by people over age 15 though... ________________________________
      Message 2 of 2 , Mar 23, 2011
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        Who said he has to give to the collection plate? They may charge for unnecessary
        punctuation by people over age 15 though...





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        From: John Ryzek <john_ryzek@...>
        To: deathtoreligion@yahoogroups.com
        Sent: Wed, March 23, 2011 8:59:59 PM
        Subject: [Death To Religion] Free Trip To Heaven


        St Paul's Episcopal Church, on 16th Street, in wonderful Yuma, Arizona
        advertises;
        FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN
        DETAILS INSIDE

        St Paul's is an "artsie fartsie" Church packed with Doctors, Lawyers
        and, Indian Chiefs.

        Supposed a 30 year old lawyer who had been sodomizing sheep decided to
        repent and join St. Pauls. He lives to 80. Thats 50 years of going
        to Church before he gets this FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN.

        But... he has to give into the collection plate for those 50 years.
        That's FREE ? Also, there's a generous donation to the Building Fund
        ( better do that if you expect to get clients from the Congregation )
        and other such funds. THAT'S FREE ??????????????

        Sounds to me that their advertising is a SCAM ( despite there is NO
        HEAVEN ).







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