9636Re: Some Stupid Fundie Jokes...
- Jan 2, 2006Those are more than stupid. FYI, I only approved this message so
that I could hear complaints from Bestonnet.
--- In email@example.com, "lori_love101"
> Some Stupid Fundie Jokes...
> The Fundie god being male, how big is his penis? And where is Mrs.
> god? Was his penis too big, or too small ;>)
> The burning bush that the Biblical Moses spoke of in the Bible, was
> actually a hairy bitch with syphilis ;>)
> The Fundie god has a "plan"? A plan that includes an eternal hell
> fire? One should ask the Fundie god...why not just snap yourfingers
> and make all people good people? Wouldn't that save on the FUELthey
> bill ;>)
> If JC is god, then he knocked-up his own mother. ;>O
> And the Fundie god ordered in the New Testament Bible,
> (1co 14:34) "women shall not speak in church." And the writer of
> the passage spoke to the Fundie god saying... "dear god, what
> in the hell are you thinking, they'll never buy that
> one." And the Fundie god replied... "hell, I made those
> screw-ups to buy anything." ;>)
> In the beginning the Fundie god made very hairy people. That way
> would burn better in his eternal hell. Real nice guy that Fundie
> god. ;>)
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