9635Some Stupid Fundie Jokes...
- Jan 1, 2006Some Stupid Fundie Jokes...
The Fundie god being male, how big is his penis? And where is Mrs.
god? Was his penis too big, or too small ;>)
The burning bush that the Biblical Moses spoke of in the Bible, was
actually a hairy bitch with syphilis ;>)
The Fundie god has a "plan"? A plan that includes an eternal hell of
fire? One should ask the Fundie god...why not just snap your fingers
and make all people good people? Wouldn't that save on the FUEL
If JC is god, then he knocked-up his own mother. ;>O
And the Fundie god ordered in the New Testament Bible,
(1co 14:34) "women shall not speak in church." And the writer of
the passage spoke to the Fundie god saying... "dear god, what
in the hell are you thinking, they'll never buy that
one." And the Fundie god replied... "hell, I made those
screw-ups to buy anything." ;>)
In the beginning the Fundie god made very hairy people. That way they
would burn better in his eternal hell. Real nice guy that Fundie
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