8230Re: I think you'll all like this one.
- Aug 1, 2002--- In deathtoreligion@y..., bestonnet_00 <no_reply@y...> wrote:
> You didn't want to give anyone ideas that could cause your deathdid
> you?Well, right now, I'm at the bottom of the shit pole. However, if I am
fortunate to suceed and climb my way to the top, I'll have a
few "insurance policies" that will ensure no assationation attempts
Before you ask..
policy 1 : I will create an assassin guard to protect my assets and
policy 2 : Upon procuration of power, I will have 10000 innocent
civilians gathered into an open area with international news cameras
all watching as my assasin guard cut all 10000 people down with
nothing more than melee weapons.
policy 3 : Upon completion of the massacre, I will declare to the
world that what was witnessed is just an example of what will happen
if I am to be assasinated. That upon my death, my guard will go into
a fanatical killing spree killing every man, women, and child they
encounter until they are stoped (which will be very difficult beings
they will be brainwashed to obey only me, be trained to be superb
fighters with exceptional strength, and will wear armor extremely
difficult to penetrate conventionally). Upon the death of the final
guardian, every single nuclear weapon under my control will be
automatically launched at every major city on the planet
(indiscretely mind you) as well has have all chemical and biological
weapons in my posetion releaced into the most populace areas of the
world. I would estimate 75-95% of the worlds population would die
from my wrath and I would be forever known as the "god of
destruction" by those few that survive...
And you though Hitler was evil...
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