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11133Easter... Big Day For Christianity!

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  • john_ryzek
    Apr 7, 2007
      Easter, a big day for Christianity!

      Why? Cause The Lord rose from the dead??

      No... it's the LAST... Big Collection Day, before Summer.

      Clergy: "As the Lord hung on the Cross he spat at the
      Romans and seth THIS DAY THOU SHALT BURN
      in Hell!"

      Congregation: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlaylueyah!"

      Clergy: "As the Lord rose on the First Easter Sunday, He
      seth to the women standing there... REMEMBER
      THIS DAY AND GIVETH MUCH IN THE COLLECTION
      PLATE LESTH THOU EXPERIENCE the SAME
      FATE AS THOSE BLOODY ROMANS."

      And so it began... Easter Sunday, a tradition of giving much
      in the Plate ( you didn't know that did you... ).