- I think that if EVERY FUCKING POST I posted were TABulated it would
have a 2% <I had to look for the '%' for that dammit) post rate of
as the starting fucking subject line.
So.. not only am I not allowed to have a COFFEE at my usedtobe
favorite bar, (still employing that face-sucking cowcunt that sucked
my S/A's face lo those many years ago see post number ___)
BUT! I am FOREVER and I mean FOREVER banned from that parTICular.
bar. FOREVER! I should be proud but all my PSEUDO-DRUNKEN_FUCKING
FRIENDS hang out there and I have no access to them dammit.
Forever. I am insulted. I could NOT get kicked out of Reno for the
life of me and I could NOT get kicked out of a WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY
(Jamaica: well that's a given; they were just plain scared oh and
that's why I couldn't get kicked out of Reno but I came DAMN close on
the plane home another story) BUT to be INSULTINGLY REPEATEDLY refused
at my favorite bar is just too much.
The S/A phoned to see if it was okay THIS weekend (as opposed to the
last weekend and the other last weekend) and no..
He was told that NO ONE and I heard it myself beez I am a nosey fucker
and grabbed the phone. NO ONE in their employ will serve. me.
Me. BECAUSE they are too AFUCKINGFRAID of me.
I have been NICE to those assholes the last couple years.
I am 5 foot fucking seven. 125 lbs soaking fucking wet.
Fuck me tender. Makes me go back to my other theory that I should just
drive over the fucking cunts with my 2 ton car and be done with it.
Once again, I WILL drive to that very freaking bar and I WILL park
RIGHT in front and I walk in and say Hi! I am going right next door to
get OFFSALES from your competitor.
..and then I will brightly chirp:
Of course I meant 'Die now!'.
- See I told you..
I have a sore fucking cunting throat from not looking after myself.
Do you get those?
It's your body's way of telling you to MELLOW THE FUCK OUT.
I drinking beer now before the unit comes home he and she (being my
daughter what's her name) are at the cenotaph in her scout uniform
even as we speak. Well not both of them, sh is just wearing the scout
uniform. I have no FUCKING idea what he is wearing
I wish that I had listened to my great grandfather more closely and
RETAINED his stories of both wars.
He was too young for WW1 and lied about his age and too old for WW2
and lied about his age.
He served proudly in both.
So... I have this theory..
I may or may not have told yous already:
I figure that IF IF a person cough was devious enough, they could
probably get away with grunting out 2 or 3 KIDS and have them die of
SIDS (yeah it rhymed) and with a hefty insurance policy on the chillun
in question, you could probably get away with it once or twice. Tragic
boating accident comes to mind here.
HOW can anyone prove in a court of law that it was a family outing
gone terribly wrong instead of a firm hand on a small bony back
sending the child tumbling into the turbid deep?
A compulsive liar could probably get away with it once, using the boat
There's 10 grand spent on heroin and cheap men.
The next kid would have to be burned alive because you JUST wouldn't
get away with another 'tragic boating accident'. A flimsy cheap
nightgown, an unattended candle. Another 10 grand.
Oh the possibilities.
Did I tell you I have a sore throat?