Re: [DAMM drunks against mad mothers] Happy Fucking New Year
- happy new year to you morty!
morty_baby <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
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- OMG there is actually someone IN here! =^ )
Have you guys seen my pic on my web page? See how innocent I look?
I was told that I look like a pixie. It's not so bad to be told that I
guess, better than to be told I look like a bag lady haha
I am a pixie in R/L too.
I DID manage to make a friend go into apoplectic fits at the bar
I told him that I fondle myself WHILE I DRIVE.
Why he would think that would be so funny I have NO idea.
Surely I can't be the only female that engages in this pastime.
I love to drive around in my '63 Caddy and turn the vents to my nether
regions and let that wonderful breeze play across my lips.
Wearing a skirt and no panties is a little bit of heaven on a hot day.
I use the S/A's beard trimmer to get that 'Miami Vice' look although I
was told NOT to use it as it held an *aroma* after the fact. I don't
listen though, as *I* think that HE should be thrilled when he is
trimming his mustache that his trimmer smells like pussy.
And we wonder why I have a heroin habit...*tch*
So I went out last night and had to be poured into a taxi at 11:45
because I was having WAYYYY too much fun 'apparantly'.
I must be getting old.
In fact, I notice that despite being a pixie, I can't do two days in a
row like I used to. Since I got that nasty impaired charge I no longer
d and d and that cut back on my fun IMMENSELY. <that word looks funny
in capitals. immensely. <THAT looks funny too. Perhaps I am just
gooned and everything looks funny.
Next time you drive your car, just think of me changing gears
without using my hands.