- I stare at ppl's zits. If it is a large one just BEGGING to be
popped I slip them the date-rape drug (I call it the zit-pop drug)
and when they are passed out, I pop them for the person.
Oh and I cop a little feel, too. No sense wasting a good
Ever get a pimple inside a nostril and you pop it and it hurts so
good it makes your eyes involuntarily leak a salty liquid?
I have never broken a bone before but that has got to be one of the
most painful experiences (outside of having to take a really bad
leak) that I have had. Strange, that I have drunkenly fallen down
and out of trees and over fences and off tall 10-speeds and I have
NEVER broken a bone before. But I digress..
When I was a kid, I had a giant blackhead on my ear just inside
where I couldn't see it, and EVIDENTLY, I walked around like that
for a few weeks as it didn't hurt, and I had no idea that it was
there when FINALLY my BEST friend told me and that it had been there
for quite a while, the bitch.
Mind you I paid her back years later. We were at a 'disco' one
night. The place was a meat market, packed to the rafters, and a
bunch of us girls were hot and sweaty and drunk. My friend was
wearing a tubetop (remember those ridiculous things?) and she was
out on the dance floor grooving to the beat when one of her rather
large breastses POPPED out of her tube top but she didn't realize it
because the place was so hot, and us girls just stood there and
laughed at her. But she paid ME back again later on that night. We
were all piled into my car to go to a party after the bars closed
and I had to pee so bad I was in actual pain. She suggested I stop
the car (which I did RIGHT in the middle of the road) and go in
'those bushes over there'. It was her neighborhood so I ASSumed she
was giving good advice. I raced over there in my impossibly high
disco shoes and ripping my pants down, I promptly fell off a 6 foot
wall just past the bushes into the front rock garden of this house.
I lay there in the dirt and rocks trying to get my head cleared
enough to crouch down and pee, then came back out again with dirt
and rock-impressions decorating my white outfit, bits of greenery in
my hair, and raucous laughter coming from my car.
Anyone else have a blackhead in their ear that they don't know
Morticia~smoking a fattie and having a beer.