I had a dream
- I dreeeamed that I was walking down a winding country road. I was
drinking a giant bottle of Corona with lime. I weaved from one side
of the road to the other trying to hurriedly make my way to the 7-11
for some ciggy-butts before it closed, completely forgetting it was
open 24 hours a day. As I staggered along, humming the theme song
from "Bonanza", I came upon a sight my eyes have never seen. It was
He was leaning over a turnstile trying to get his fried peanut
butter and banana sandwich that had dropped out of his nerveless
drug-addled drooling (yet somehow pouty and enticing) lips. He was
wearing nothing but a glittery sequined cape and a rather small
I thought hey wait a min-ute..I never seen him in an outfit like
that on stage before. Then I thought well maybe this is the way he
dresses on the weekends in the country.
While he was bent over, I slowly made my way to his quivering nether
His buttocks were pasty-white with coarse black hairs sprouting out
of them. Here and there were cute little angry-looking carbuncles,
each tipped with yellow. I was in heaven. Oh how I wanted to cup my
hands around each mound and dig my red lacquered nails into that
corpulent flesh. But no.. I wanted to savor the moment.
He started to turn around, evidently noticing my labored breathing
and the rustling of my petticoats, my busy fingers bringing me to
the brink of rapture.
Before he could see me in disarray, and taking my empty Corona
bottle, I gave one mighty back swing then rammed that sucker right
up Elivs'esss ass.
It slid in there like shit through a goose as his bunghole was all
flaccid from his task. Suddenly I awoke and found myself laying in
my own thilthy sweat soaked bed with the nightstand lamp crammed up
my own nether regions.
Is this something I should be discussing with my shrink?