March 27, 2012
It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two mothers were discussing their children. Joan said, "Pauly has a terrible time waking up. How do you get your Johnny up on school mornings?" Little Johnny's mother replied, "Oh, it's easy. I just throw the cat on his bed." "How does that help?" "He sleeps with the dog!"
My neighbor across the street is young, hot and single. I couldn't help but watch her as she got home from work this evening. Boy, was I surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway, and knocked on my front door. I rushed to open it. She looked at me and said, "I just got off work and I'm so horny! I just want to have fun, get drunk, and make love all night! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "No, I have no plans at all!" And then she said, "Great! In that case, would you watch my dog?" Man, getting old sucks!
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