"Happy New Year to all our members, and it's a new month, so it's
time for a new story contest. This time, the theme will be…"
"Girls!" Ardelle, Petra and Zilvy shout, pushing the announcer aside.
"Girls?" Max looks up, a silly grin on his face.
"We've had enough of women being second-class citizens in the
stories on this site."
"Girls?" Max says.
"So we're taking over." Zilvy giggles, brandishing her Nerf Bat of
Doom (patent pending).
"Girls?"
Ardelle unfolds a piece of paper and puts on her glasses, "This
contest will star the ladies of magic." She reads.
"Girls?"
"It will run from January the 7th to February 6th, with voting
closing on the 27th of February."
"Girls?"
"And if you meanies have to put a man in your stories, he can only
appear for a lickle, ickle, wickle bit." Zilvy says, holding her
fingers a fraction apart.
"That's right, love." Petra smiles, her arm around Zilvy's
shoulders, "And remember to keep to the rules for the group."
"Girls?"
"No interruptions!" Ardelle shouts, her tail twitching with
annoyance.
"Girls?"
"Alright, that's enough. Ladies, get him!!!" all three charge to the
back of the stage towards Max, still standing there with the grin on
his face.
"Girls? Hey!" Max manages to say, before he vanishes under a flurry
of tails and Nerf Bats.
The announcer picks himself off the stage, dusting his tuxedo
down, "So, if there are any questions about whether a story is
suitable, please contact the moderators. Thank you for your
attention."
The curtain comes down on the three ladies stepping back from
Maxine. "Hey!" she shouts, discovering her new body.
"Oh, stop moaning. We'll change you back when the contest's over."
"Probably." Zilvy giggles.