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  • Crosbie, Mark
    A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband is
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 2, 1999
      A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
      checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
      "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with
      horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely
      die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make
      sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious
      meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden
      him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your
      problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most
      importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and
      satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a
      year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

      On the way home the husband asked his wife "What did the doctor say?"

      "You're going to die," she replied.
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