Re: [Covenanted Reformation] Finally
- lol! Man, that was great. I figure those calculations can apply to both guys and girls, so, I found them quite interesting. Now whenever someone gives me that LOOK and says, "you don't date?! why???" I can tell them because the right guy will be dead anyway before I ever meet him. haha!!! At least I'd leave a lasting impression in their minds, right? ('Irene's nuttier than I thought!') Anyway......... :) Thanks, I enjoyed that link! :D~~Irene----- Original Message -----From: thebishopsdoomSent: Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:07 AMSubject: [Covenanted Reformation] FinallySurfing the web Wedesday, I could hardly believe it. I stumbled
across The Answer.
The insight is amazing. Sheer brilliance. I can't believe I hadn't
figured it out on my own.
- --- In firstname.lastname@example.org, "Irene Flewelling"
> lol! Man, that was great. I figure those calculations can applyto both guys and girls, so, I found them quite interesting.
The author never looked at the demographic for women finding men. It
may be totally and completely different. In fact, I'm sure it must
be. Don't try playing off your statistical sleight of hand tomfoolery
and subterfudge to make it somehow appear as unlikely for some lady
out there as for, well, me (of course). Let's not start playing fuzzy
math and abusing statistics, discrediting such an important and
scientific study, abusing the beloved science of mathematics for your
own personal gains. I will not be bought off by your ruse
calculations and technical monkeyshine!
-the charlie brown of Doom
- --- In email@example.com, "Susan"
> Doom, you are crackin' me up. :)Jerry
> Finding a mate is EASY (cough cough). You just email your friend
> whining about the latest mate-search disaster...Ahem. Oh ye of little knowledge.
Before ever you wrote a wit to Sir Raging, doctor of luvology, he had
a previous experiment, the experiment that went awry, the blob that
ate New York if you will, the haggis that bit the hand that feeds. It
lasted about a year, well, actually, now that I think of it I guess
it may have only been 7 months. Her family were Utah mormons, so
didn't want anything to do with helping her find some Christian guy,
and she came into contact with me, of whom she expressed some
interest, via Dr. Raging.
Then it happened. Jer quite incidentally ended up uncovering a
tangled web of deceit that I'd rather not get into (so don't even
ask - I think even Raging would prefer to keep that whole episode in
the past). So to the point: Been there. Done that.
Anyway, my "mate-search disasters" haven't so much been actual
disasters as dodging icebergs before they hit. When I have been
approached the past few years by ladies from time to time forward
enough to ask me for a potential relationship, there always seems to
be no or little spirituality (or in some cases, well, let's just say
I have heard at least one such person utter the phrase "REAL
Christianity, like Benny Hinn"), always it seems neither reformed nor
open to learning, often there are already out of wedlock children,
etc. (Ok, there was at least one nice lady work unlike those
described above that had some interest for a while that was probably
willing to learn / consider reformed theology, this was at about the
time I was just getting to know the Raging love disaster person
mentioned above, but I hadn't figured out that this other lady had
any interest in me until after she had found another guy - who
incidentally, she is now married to, though to be fair she had hinted
at interest before - it's just that sometimes I can be pretty blind
to hints, sometimes you have to bonk me over the head with a stupid
stick). I've had people at work try to play matchmaker, too, though
only rarely (one wanted to hitch me up with a daughter, one wanted to
introduce me to a neice, and a few wanted to try to get me together
with this or that coworker). But
the situations were no better than than those described above (and
some of the ones people wanted to match me with weren't that great
looking anyway). So I've spent time the past few years dodging
icebergs rather than calling on FEMA to clean up after a declared
Hence, back to the main subject at hand, my groping reliance on the
statistical, mathematical, and scientistical study humbly submitted
unto you to justify my current abiding status.