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    The temperature of earth reached a high of 0.4 deg C above baseline seven years ago. Earth temp has been cooler at 0.2 to 0.3 deg C every year since then.
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 7, 2008
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      The temperature of earth reached a high of 0.4 deg C above baseline
      seven years ago. Earth temp has been cooler at 0.2 to 0.3 deg C
      every year since then.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming

      Please remain calm. Global Warning will easily be switched to Global
      CHANGE by the new age global warning religion. The only sure thing is
      that the weather will change. If you dislike the weather, just wait
      15 minutes. There is less room for error and virtually no method to
      challenge the global change religion. Weather is in a steady state
      of flux.

      Global CO2 levels were originally plotted against global temperatures
      at wikipedia. The plot of CO2 vs Temp was removed once we
      pointed out that the plot clearly showed that, although CO2 and
      temperature tracked perfectly without exception the global
      Temperature ALWAYS changed first. CO2 levels lag or follow global
      temperature change. Throughout recorded history, there has never
      been an exception. CO2 changes follow changes in temperature.

      Please note from the graph, at the present time CO2 remains high as
      the global temperature declines. The CO2 rise is in response to the
      sudden temperature increase seven years ago. True to history, the CO2
      level will soon begin to decline to match the consistent seven year
      decline in global temperature. Imagine the scramble to explain why
      global temperature continues to decline even though the CO2 level
      continues to increase!!!!
      Seven year itch has already set in. Facts about global temperature
      have been ignored for seven years. Global experts have spoken. Global
      weather Gods must listen. Blame corn. Corn ethanol has consumed all
      ears. Children terrorist go hungry in petro rich countries because
      corn has ears that can not listen.

      Please visit the green website of choice. Note the blame for the
      seven year itch falls into two major categories:
      1. Corn is to blame. Corn has ears that can not hear. Corn ethanol
      produced at $1/gal caused gas prices to skyrocket to $4/gal. Chicken
      Eggs, beef, pork, groceries, small terrorist children are starving
      because of two million mean ole farmers that raised 25 million less
      acres of corn in 2008 than farmers, 92% of the population raised in
      1808.
      2. Instrument inaccuracy. Although global warming alarms explode with
      one tenth of a degree increase, when the temperature declines a full
      degree Fahrenheit, well, uh, the instruments used today are suddenly
      much more accurate than fifty years ago. Mercury may indeed be
      hazardous to the health if global warNing experts are holding the
      thermometer.
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